Little annoyances about biking.

[innominate]

Everyone must have the odd one or two.
Mine are.



Sneezing in your helmet

Rain
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[Whosthedaddy]

The time it takes to get dressed properly

Leathers
Boots
Gloves
Neck warmer
Helmet

Only to realise that you are busting for a piss or forgotton your wallet, and it all has to come off again
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[judderman3000]

CARS!!!
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[veeeffarr]

Pain in arse to go to shops
Pain in arse to put gear on

[Mark_petty]

have to agree with Toby - pain in the arse in the shops getting wallet out etc
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[colin1]

when bikes arent working it can be annoying

when car drivers dont see you or pretend they havnt noticed you, it can be annoying

fortunately some bikes come with anti tank rockets

if they cut in front of me, its self defence when i fire because otherwise i might die going into the back of them

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[carlnicholson...]

I can live with getting to work wet and cold, I can live with having to carry kit about, and I can live with the imminent crash should a tyre lose traction.

What I can't live with however is a fucking whinging girlfriend who just cannot see the point of a bike.

That's it,their only flaw, the fact that women just cannot accept them.

Would some of the female members on here mind getting together to help us guys out, and write a book entitled, "How to be a good bikers wife" or something.

Cheers.
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[veeeffarr]

Getting a runny nose/cold lips with a lid on is the fucking WORST.

[MRX Steve]

cars
when your bike goes wrong
getting cold

[MementoMori]

[Sparks!]

[FreshAL]

Velcro

The fecking stuff is everywhere on bike gear, and everything sticks to everything else.

If I havn't done the collar on my jacket up perfectly it ends up sticking to my helemt lining, my Hi-Viz sticks to the jacket, and my gloves stick to the high viz, the fastening on my leathers stick to my boots and when I reach down to free them they stick to my gloves instead.

Then the velcro on my Foggy mask fails to stick inside my helmet and scratches my face.

AAARRGGH

[imho]

[McGee]

[zaknafien]

Having to remove my helmet in supermarkets.
Getting wet.
Itchy ear just as you set off.
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[Aikman666]

If you put your leathers over your trousers/jeans as i do sometimes, you get to the petrol station, then remember you left your wallet in your trousers
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[FreshAL]

[.....]

Police and speed limits

[Simple]

Carrying kit around college,
messes my hair up, so I have to find the nearest loo and sort my self out.
worrying about my bike with kids around it.
leaving my heated grips on when it's pished down.

but the +ve's far out weigh all the other crap



As for sneezing in your helmet it's no biggie.. just wipe it with a wet wipe thing.. ya big jessy
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[SoND]

My hair gets incredibly tangled up anytime I go anywhere.

Waiting for people to put on their gear when they're slower than you and people getting impatient waiting on you because you have more awkward gear than them.
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[bazza]

All annoyances are cancelled out by one good road on a good day's ride.
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[McGee]

Method get a car mate bikes are stupid
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[MikeH]

[stitch]

Mine has got to be the pot holes in the road for some reason i must hit every one of them, oh and the slimy patches of road where the tarmac has been joined, why do they alwasy put joins on the right hand side of the lane making you have to ride closer to the curb where the pot holes are.