**The official Friday Killa Kaption Kompo!!**

[killa]

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[tatters]

Colinwall comes up with new method of checking his fuel level
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Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650 Present:G650XC,C12,KZ750,1190ADV

[JonB]

Mcgee's real identity revealed in piss tank shocker.
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

[map]

"Somehow I think Bob got the wrong idea about recyclable fuel"
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[killa]

"So many neigbours, so little time...."
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[Steve H]

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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[thx1138]

Gordon Brown to tax piss.

[hellkat]

"The traditional british pastime of dogging has many avenues of creativity for the sexually perverse".
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[FreshAL]

Kinky is doing it in the car

Perverse is doing it with the car

[Adam_P]

Well, they told me last night that stuff I was drinking was good enough to put in the car, lets see if they're right.
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Colin McRae MBE 1968 - 2007 RIP
Orwell Rolls in his Grave
God is imaginary

[wantser]

After leaving middle earth, Bilbo Baggings' practical jokes had gone way beyond a vanishing ring.
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field

[akaDAVE]

The pick up truck is saying to the green car :

'You're lucky, my filler cap was too high for him so I had to take it up the exhaust!'
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GSXR600

[Cillit-BANG]

'MARY...MARY..... I've got it stuck again'

[The Tot]

After a night out filled on the booze, Binge assumed that Piss-a-hol would give similar performance benefits as Gasohol for his car.
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The Tot 2007 Yamaha R1 4C8 2002 Yamaha FZS1000 Fazer &
www.youtube.com/Titot182 for your bike gear reviews and pop punk covers
Earl Of Easycore Pop Punk Will Never Die!

[Flip]

His neighbours would rue the day that Bob learned to p1ss sugar.

[palmer]

Haha killa watches car porn