419 scammer, the start of a beautiful relationship.......

Motkram · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Had my bike on Autotrader, and recieved an email from a 'buyer':

Message Received: Apr 21 2006, 05:09 AM
From: "Hunter Gardner"
To: stant@fsmail.net
Cc:
Subject: 2002 YAMAHA YZF-R1

Hii Good Day,

I saw your 2002 YAMAHA YZF-R1 which am highly intrested in buying it. Pls let me know if its still available and its present condition ?

I am really okay and comfortable with the datas your illustrated on the web site but i will still want you to pls tell me more about it (what you did forget to add on the advert and updated Document of it and other information you feel someone need to know about) .

Thanks soo much and i will look up to your urgent response today via e-mail.
Regards and have a nice day.

Hunter.

Pretty obvious that this guy is either loopy or a scammer, so I invite him to call me and come have a look right away.

Got this mail this morning:
To: stant@fsmail.net
Date: Apr 22 2006, 12:24 AM
Subject: RE: 2002 YAMAHA YZF-R1

Hii ,

Thanks soo much for the mail and yea just to let you know that i am not in the position to make call right now cos my phone dont have the permit to make an international call.So you dont need to worry once we conclude on everything i will locate a local pay phone station to give you a call.But am really okay with the details i got from the web site and its really my taste.

Really just to let you know that as for the payment,i will be paying with a Certified Bank Draft drawn from a local bank in United Kingdom and as for the shipping i will handle that myself by contacting my international shipping agent to really handle that for me.Also can you help me send more pics of it if you can and if not you dont need to worry yourself .
Really I based in Oslo Norway were i work as a Minner but originally from Wales(Dad if from Wale and mum from Oslo Noway).As for the price i will want you to let me know the last price so that the payment can be sent.

If you are okay with me,then you can mail me back and let us conclude on everything today.

Thanks soo much.

Hunter.

Riiiiiiiiiight, okay, lets play ball:

"Hunter Gardner"
Date: Apr 22 2006, 07:15 AM
Subject: RE: 2002 YAMAHA YZF-R1

Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:15:46 +0200 (CEST)

That sounds great, just one thing though, this vehicle runs on a special fuel called bio-diesel, are you sure you can get bio-diesel in Norway? Ordinary fuel will mean a catastrophe within the engine. I thought I'd better let you know before you send me the money. I can only accept the asking price, no less.

Where in Wales do you hark from? Did you or your father covort with sheep?

Please make the draft payable to Uyra Khunt, this is my business name.

Bestest regards,

Uyra

I'll let you know if he replies............
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Skunkcap Freddie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Karma :

hahaha, quality Thumbs Up

sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

419 maybe?

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Yeah it's 419, the Nigerian Penal code for this type of con.

riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

sounds like a nice guy Wink

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lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

Sounds like some of the conversations I've overheard in Caroline st, Cardiff on a Fri/Sat night! Laughing

All scammers should be hung upside down and their throats slit Thumbs Down

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phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

www.419eater.com

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Heh.
Excellent.
I am a great fan of 419er re-scams. I got one from an Emmanuel Momoh last week (into my domme email, of all places! Shocked

) purporting to be the nephew of some Nigerian official and offering me some percentage of 18 mil he had stashed away somewhere. Annoyingly, I've been too busy to respond.

But when I do ... Oooh, I cant wait to have it all transferred into my bank account Rolling Eyes

I shall follow your correspondence with interest, Mr Khunt.
LMAO.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

Skunkcap Freddie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Karma :

J'ai une nouvelle adresse mail

Vous pouvez maintenant m'écrire à : cbnnigeria_gov2006@yahoo.fr

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN)

DIRECTOR,WIRE AND TELEX DEPARTMENT

REV.MICHAEL ADAMU

Email:wire_telexdept_cbn2006@yahoo.com

ATTENTION:DEAR CONTRACTOR/BENEFICIARY,

This is to notify you that from the records of outstanding

contractors due for payment with the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA(FGN)your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your contract fund is due to be transfer directly into your nominated bank account in your Country.On this note,you are hereby advice to

contact the above address and instruct them to transfer your overdue contract fund into your bank account.

Congratulations on the successful transfer of your fund into your account.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully.

PROF CHARLES SOLUDO.

EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

- CBN NIGERIA

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I replied with a few words, first beginning with F Razz

Motkram · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

I didn't hear from my new best friend Hunter after my sheep shagger email, so I sent another asking why, and can he still buy my bike.
I recieved the exact same mail back about how he can't call and his pop is from the big country etc etc.
This time I decided to send him some more pictures (of a gsxr 600) and the following text:

Here are some more pictures,
Can you collect?
Unsure how will I get the money?
Notes in sterling or transfer?
Tommorrow is fine, do you need any more details?

Uyra

Thanks to all the smart asses that pointed out my mistake in the title, you knew what I meant Wink

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Hooky · Trackday Trickster Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Karma :

If you would like to upset your new found Nigerian friend. send him this

AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU. UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNUoooooooooooooo IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.PO.

Also you can mask this (https://softmeasure.zoy.org) DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK YOURSELF) make it to read Payment transfer .
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Im sure he will really like it.

I reccomend you send it to him from a Yahoo or G-mAIL address only

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

If anybody fancies scamming a scammer, I'll donate one I just received...

thx1138 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Karma :

The best re-scam I saw involved sending a laptop to the scammer, instead they sent him a box of broken bits, and marked the customs declaration as new laptop value £2k, and stung the scammer for the import duty.... i think it was a Mac users forum, they staked out a cyber cafe in the U.K too, and took photos of some of the ringleaders, and put them online Very Happy

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

No, they sent them a "Powerbook", and made a ringbinder into a fake powerbook, with funky drawings and stuff on it.

Genius.

CLICKY CLICK CLICK
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thx1138 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Karma :

yeah that's the one!

I did once sit down with a beer and read the whole thing though, very funny stuff! Thumbs Up

Lawnie · Nearly there... Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Karma :

419 Eater

Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hi
Rob you should read all of a thread and not just the 1st post Very Happy

Luke
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Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

Lawnie · Nearly there... Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Karma :

Damn it! Completely missed that... Embarassed

Motkram · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Well well well, after thinking my new best friend had bubbled me, I get this arrive in my inbox:

Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 15:18:17 -0700 (PDT)

From: Hunter Gardner <hunte_gardner_1986@yahoo.com>

Subject: Payment and shipping ...

Hiii Good Day,

Wow thanks soo much for the mail and yea i its really my taste am very maling u back soo late due to that my sever was down and it better now,i cant wait to see it.As for the payment i will ask my Bussines Accosociate to issue a Certified Uk Bank Draft of £10,500 and once u get the cheque u are to get The Cheque deposited into ur bank account and once it clears u deduct the cost of the 2002 YAMAHA YZF-R1 which is £4,450 u deduct £200 am willing to give u for ur efforts.U are to help me wire the balance inform of a cash via western union the same day u get the cheque to my shipper and in just 2 or days after my shipping agent will come down to ur location for the pick-up right thre at ur location.

Pls i will need the following ful datas from u.

Name....(to be on the cheque)
Full Address.....
State....
Postal Code....
Country.....
Telephone number...(Cell,Office,Home,)

Pls i will really be glad if u could get the balance wired the same day the cheque clears ur account cos am highly sure that once my shipper get the balance from u is going to come down to ur location in just 2 or days after for the pick-up.

Thanks soo much and i look up to ur email today

Just goes to show how thick these bastards really are. I saw the 419 eater site ages ago, and always fancied a pop myself, so:

Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2006 23:07:10 +0200 (CEST)

To: Hunter Gardner <hunte_gardner_1986@yahoo.com>

Subject: RE: Payment and shipping ...

Hunter,

Before I give you the details, I have to ask you to confirm your interest.
I am sure you understand, what with your Welsh heritage and all, I don't trust anything less than a quadraped.
Could you send me, as a sign of your good faith, a photograph of yourself, holding a piece of paper with the words clearly seen in the picture: 'MARK ROCKS'
I have to ask this because I lost 2000 pounds to a fraudster last year who promised to buy a vehicle of mine. If you could send this photo I will release the details and bike immediately.
Did you find out about the fuel?

Uyra

I really don't expect this to much further, if he sends a photo I will piss myself laughing, and post it up for all to see, but don't hold your breath.
BTW did no-one notice the blatant profanity in my last message? Hunter clearly didn't.
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Part-time GSXR1000 pilot>Micron Serpert system+K&N, PC111, Sigma slipper clutch, Brembo m/c+Galfer discs, Gilles rearsets, Translogic Quickshifter.

GP125>GSF400>VFR400NC30>YZF600R>YZFR1(1998)+KLR250>YZFR1(2003)>CBR900RRY>YZFR1(2002)>GSXR1000K1+RGV250

*419* scammer, the start of a beautiful relationship.......

419 scammer, the start of a beautiful relationship.......