Getting caught out in public toilets.

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

I probably shouldnt admit too this...

But I have been out on the bike today with nsrsparkie and paddy (mark yorks).

When me and spakky got to squires I realised I /HAD/ To go for a shite.

Well after sinking a few U-Boats I went for the toilet paper...F**K THERE ISNT ANY...anywhere!!!

I have a desperate look around to realise there still is none..NOOOOO.

So I had to go to the bar, get a handfull of napkins go back too the loo's and finish the job off. Embarassed

Dont you just hate that!!!.

Embarassed

Skunkcap Freddie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Karma :

haha.

amateur

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0ddball · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Karma :

Did you waddle to the bar? Laughing

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Oh man thats bad Laughing

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tokarev · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

LOL...nasty man, there must have been a trailing smell of shit all the way to the bar.

This is why one should always try and shit before going out. Did you sit on the toilet seat aswell or just suspend yourself above it and let rip?

Because imagine the amount of shit, piss, vomit and spunk that must be smeared into that toilet seat and you might have sat onto all of it.

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numark1 · Scared of girls Joined: 10 May 2004 Karma :

Thats fuckin rank. Laughing

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Look on the bright side ... At least you wouldnt have had loo paper trailing out the back of your trousers or stuck under your foot Laughing

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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Sounds like someone has watched monsters inc too many times.

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Whats that all about then?
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CoronaBoner · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

Did you release some Indian U-boats? if so Im sure the waddle'age must have been immense as they are propper toilet killers. Laughing

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

I always put paper in the bog first. I hate the 'B day effect'.

Had a photo finish this week. Luckily I made it in time. Shocked

mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Always check for paper first.

Preperation.
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Mr Chips has got it spot on. It's the first thing I do in any toilet.

But hey ho you will learn from your mistake, many of us have probably done the same before (I know I have) Embarassed

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Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hi
Just wipe your arse on the wall and seat, its not your toilet anyway Thumbs Up

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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

I always make sure theres paper before my arse touches the seat and you are past the point of no return Rolling Eyes

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extreme3d · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Karma :

NOOOOO not THAT particular toilet... it's legendary - almost exactly like the one in the film Trainspotter's. i can't belive you went for a crap in that when they have perfectly good ones just around the corner in the campsite open on busy sundays Laughing

..take it you didn't know about them?

Adam_P · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Karma :

If you had decent mates you could have sent them a text message to supply the napkins (or better yet, proper loo rool) for you.

But I'm sure it was funnier waddling through the bar with klingons! Laughing

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extreme3d · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Karma :

Anyway, what time were you in squires?

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

No way! I just got caught out myself, I didn't check the ammo DESPITE reading this thread, and did a turd like no other. There was only a few sheets left, and I had to use those, and they broke, so I had to waddle up the stairs, with my arse hanging out, and my thumb held away from me. As if things couldn't get worse.....

And my Mum came out of her bedroom.

Embarassed

Anyway, I took Johnny's advice and used a sock.

My brothers sock HAHAHAHAHAHA he's gonna have a treat in the morning. Laughing

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :