Broke up with my girlfriend

[Shaun]

Broke up with my girlfriend, she was a bitch anyway but now I don't know what to do with myself.

[Rob W]

Time to get cosy with Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters mate.


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[iCraig]

[Adam_P]

[Barney]

Look on the bright side, just think how much thicker your wallets going to be.
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[bandit kev]

give us her number
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[ash t]

Shaun's idea of girlfriend is a checkout girl speaking to him at morrisons!
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[Shaun]

She smiled at me too dude!

[ash t]

Sort yourself out and start flirting with girls you meet and letting them know you are single in an obvious way. Im sure all the bikers who see this in your area wd like to be considered.

Girl bikers are like gold dust so you will not be popular on here.

Your girl may miss you after a bit and want you back, but you might have found someone better by then. If not you can always dump them to go back with him.

Finding a direction in life will help you feel better about yourself and other people will respect you more. Easier said than done though.

So whereabout do u live btw?
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[phantomtek]

[colin1]

[ash t]

Sry, I ddnt mn to cpy 2 mch of yr pst nd pste it nto my pst
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[Rob W]

[phantomtek]

[palmer]

[Rob W]

Let me make this clear.

Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters is a slang term for having a wank.

Mrs. Palmer - Palm

Five lovely daughters - fingers.

So, getting cosy with Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters is another way of saying have a wank.
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[bindy]

Why is everyone breaking up! its fuc**** insane! actually im insane at the moment due to the above. Well if she was a bitch anyway then just go and ride yer bike, do a crossword, im finding that to be quite therapeutic at this stage. I get mad when nasty girls get good boyfriends, when im really nice etc and get poo boyfriends or ones that cant make up their minds! Go and find a nice girl.

[Whosthedaddy]

Shaun + Bindy
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[Annabella]

[Suzuki]

I'm stuck in the middle of a violent love triangle it would seem.

Shaun and Ann will have to fight it out in the slimy pond of death!

I will be selling tickets.
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[Jack_Cheese]

Get a piercing or a tat, then go out and get fucking leathered constantly for about a month or two, and pretty much be a man whore. At the end of it, there will be a magical moment of clarity where you realise "shit, my life is a fucking waste!" Then things will pretty much get back to normal. The time scale of the process depends on how long you were with her and how attached you were.

Going off the rails for a bit is great for clearing your head.

Jack
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[Jack_Cheese]

[Shaun]

[Annabella]