Need to scare a little tit

[McGee]

This is like the 10th time in the past 4 weeks that this little kid (think he is about twelve) has thrown stuff or tried to do something to piss me off as I ride pass.

Today whilst returning from a pit stop (petty and drink) He decided to spray me with a hose. Would not normaly bother me but it was ice cold and he soaked me. Now Im normaly the calm type who has a good deal of patience but that hose had some pressure

He has in the past thrown rocks at me and sticks I will find a pic of me helmet with the big chip out the HJC logo thanks to him.

I mean what shall I do, dont think it will be worth going to his rents as there your typical stuck up arrogant american family.

Any Ideas?
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Rookie]

Next time you see him, tell him if he does any other crap to you you'll punch him in the face. If he does any more stuff, punch him in the face.

Little tosser, needs a proper beating.

[veeeffarr]

Clothes line the little fucker as you go past

Make sure you're holding a house brick as you do it

[tokarev]

I rekon you should pull over, turn off bike etc.. and run at him "Come here you fucking shit", should scare the shite out of him and he will run to his mummy. Or carry a bag containing syrup or somthing, catch him and smear it all into his face and chuck him to the ground telling him next time he is dead. Hahahahaa.

[PsychoHippy]

Arrange for the cops to scare the shit out of him
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[McGee]

Some pics of the damage from the rock throwing.

I have no idea how big it was but it was big enough to cause me to swerve into the other lane and almost come off. Really scared me

Was a really loud bang that knocked my head to the side.

https://img290.imageshack.us/img290/3728/damage15hw.jpg

https://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4287/damage26mk.jpg

It must of been a pretty big one to do what it did. The bigger ones are the scuffs and the small one the chip.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Nath]

Beat the shit out of him. You're still 18 aren't you? In a few years time it will become totally inexcusable for you to so much as touch any kid under the age of 16, so take advantage now and teach him a lesson he won't forget too soon.

If you get into shit with the police, deny you did it (just as he will deny trying to kill you as you ride by on your motorcycle). Besides, you're moving back to this country soon aren't you?
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[yambabe]

That's assault!

Americans sue each other for much less than that on Judge Judy.

Go see his parents and tell them you want a new lid, and you want the little fucker stopped before someone other than you (cos I bet you're not the only one he does it to) hurts him in retaliation. Then sue them.

You could be on Judge Judy too!
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[Dazbo666]

Stop the bike and ask him what his problem is... little sh1ts like that normally run a mile if they're confronted.

and if the confrontation fails, THEN try the syrup or house brick techniques??

Any problem with the 'rents, just show them the lid and suggest that the authorities might like to sort things out??
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[stinkwheel]

Slam on the brakes, turn round. Grab hold of him (carefully, just so he can't run away), get out your mobile and tell him he has two options:

1) You call for his parents to come and get him and he can explain to them what the hell he thinks he is doing.
2) You call the cops to come and get him and he can explain to them what the hell he thinks he is doing.

If he breaks down in tears and promises not to do it again, I'd let him off. If he gives you a load of cheek, do it.

If the parents give you any shit, explain to them that option 2 is still not off the cards.
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[McGee]

Ill have a word tomorrow.

My teacher for criminal investigation is the captain of the local force so I will have a word with him

Like I said Im a patient person, so will go see them tomorrow.

May just blow up there post box
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Shaun]

Fuck that, do what I did the next time you see him lining up to do something, slow down, mount the pavement, as he stands confused, pin it.

I garuntee he will move very quickly, doubt he'll do anything after that, tried and tested.

[byke95]

I'd go with stink's option, you'll have to be quick though as chances are he'll do a runner...whenever I was up to mischief as a kid I always relied on 'old' people (so anyone over 18) being slow, never let me down.

[killa]

Any chance you could get hold of any handcuffs and a fake badge?

Or just handcuffs, cuff him to a lamp post with a steak down his trousers and find a rabid dog.

Possibly get the hose he was using and post it through the latter box, then turn it on....
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[G]

You're allowed to own hand gun's and carry them with you in the US, aint ya'?

Could go for the nice option and use blanks.

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[stinkwheel]

[IronMaiden]

The 10th time ? You are one very laidback guy! By the time you get off your bike to grab him, he would have legged it. I would definitely speak to the parent's and threaten them with police action. If they think it is going to cost them big bucks to replace your lid or worse, I'm sure they will sort out their brat!

[m99dws]

Go round his house and knock his dad out, I'm sure he won't do it again.

[Method]

[biggerjohn]

[The Wobbly Orange]

I had it happen once. I nipped it in the bud. Kid threw a stone at me so I stopped the bike got off walked up to him and shouted at him as if I was angrier then the incredible hulk after he saw spiderman boning his missus. Of course it was an act ( I never really get angry) but he never did it again.
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[phill.c]

if you do go for the scare tactic make so you do a good job of it because if you just ride at him to scare him next time he'll think its all a game, go for the parents option then tell the sherif
if not success after that then get a harpoon fitted to your bike and take him for a ride down the street
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[Skunkcap Freddie]

catch him on his own and give him a good kicking.

my brother was given me a lift one time in his car and these young guys had snowballs. my bro warned them. so they hit us with snowballs anyway.

so basically he got a few boots in the arse and a few upper arm jabs. set him straight. turns out he used to live next door to me . haha

[colin1]

sounds like your teacher will know what to do

have u seem to have cash for cars and new bikes, how about rigging up a helmet cam so you can capture it all on video and show to his parents and police ?

if his parents are rich and arrogant, they may be unlikely to discipline the kid, but they are quite likely to take action if you threaten the kid

you could just never ride past there again
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