Need to scare a little tit

[cyprinis]

you could always kidnap him, and "donate" him to medical science...
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[SoND]

Next time he looks at you chase him with one of these.


That might scare the little cunt.
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[syl]

You're in the USA aren't you, so it's pretty obvious - you have a few choices:

Shoot him, or sue him.

Or declare war on Iran.
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[phantomtek]

[Handsome]

Nice Helmet ( The First and Last time I'm saying that to another Bloke ).....Grab him by the neck.....Drag him back to his front door.....When his Dad comes to the door.....Smack him him.....HARD.....In the face.....Wait untill he comes around then explain what his son has been doing.....then give him three choices.....1 He can put a stop to it.....2 He can pay for the Gear and put a stop to it....3 If you have to come back again tell him you'll put him in a Wheel Chair.

Then as you walk away tell him he best sort it out while he's still get the legs to carry him.

Or a Personal Favourite.....Tell him to sort it or you'll " Kick his Spine out of his Arse "


I've found an Irish accent works best.....
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[plugger147]

just point one of your many guns at him as you go past.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[McGee]

Well SoND has the best idea

https://bikechatforums.com/files/pix037.jpg

Only joking im not a violent person (hahahaha shhhh)

Basicly my teacher said cant touch him as he is a minor I should speak to his parents. Although he said next time any thing happens to call him. blah blah blah.

Meh I will just blow up there post box

May also threaten him etc.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[palmer]

pork his mum...





...infront of him...



...whilst smacking his dads ass with a whip...




...singing the tweenies theme tune.

[McGee]

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[The View Askew]

Ride past him, then turn around out of sight and bomb back with a large blunt object in your left hand (keep it in 2nd and nail it) he will shit himself on cue, and you will be lucky to see a kid run that fast again.
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[palmer]

then take the blunt object, stick it in his little tight ass, and dont stop the fun until he passes out from the blood.

[veeeffarr]

Sorry but threats of violence to a 12 year old child is pretty disgusting to be quite honest.

Take it to their parents.

[McGee]

[LUXY DJ]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

thought you was being a FED!!!!


feds cant be starting on 12yr olds!

but in usa i spose just pop him 1 time! SORTED!
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[Adam_P]

Tie his shoelaces together.
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[Wave2k]

beat the absulute shit out of him, everytime he is doing this and your letting him get away with it.
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[quacker_boy]

[Skunkcap Freddie]

just hit him a good boot in the arse.

[thx1138]

You're in America, can't you just shoot him next time he trespasses or something?

[kawakid]

[Barry_M2]

[LUXY DJ]

HAHAHA!



serious note though! aint it 18 were you can hit him or what ever you did?
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[nrml76]

Put on a balaclava or mask. Lay ambush. Catch him. Duct tape his mouth and tie him to a lamp post on a backstreet road, with a sac over his head. When his parents get worried, they will go out searching and find him. No harm done to the kid apart from sacring him for life . His parents will never let him out of their sight again; so nuisance gone . Dont forget the gloves though, incase the police look for fingerprints.

[plugger147]

I got it, as you ride up make a gun with your hand and make the bike backfire at the same time.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[stinkwheel]