Oxymoronic insurance statements

Lawnie · Nearly there... Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Karma :

https://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/insurance.html

Apologies if this has already been posted (or similar).

My personal favourite: "The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." Very Happy

jay_666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Karma :

"The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him."
Laughing

"Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early."
Mr. Green

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Paul@125power · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Karma :

I remember some of them from top gear. Good find Thumbs Up

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daz|n00by · The Internet Joined: 11 May 2004 Karma :

Jasper Carrot was doing those years ago.
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