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PostPosted: 14:40 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Question (midget related) Reply with quote

How short does someone have to be to be technically counted as a midget?

Just wondering if i stepped foot into fetish last night Neutral

She was about 4'5 ish i think
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends where she works. If she works in a circus then shes a midget.

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PostPosted: 15:07 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to the Little People of America, a dwarf is under 4'10" (thats huge for a midget Shocked )
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
According to the Little People of America, a dwarf is under 4'10" (thats huge for a midget Shocked )


lol ok, well shes a dwarf then.

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PostPosted: 17:24 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
She was about 4'5 ish i think


No more carpet burns for her knees when you want a blow job as both can remain standing Wink
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If she works in a circus then shes a midget


Can she juggle too?
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Villers wrote:
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If she works in a circus then shes a midget


Can she juggle too?


Or has she a fully grown beard Wink
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quality Thread.....lmfao..... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats good about short people - you can stand your pint of beer on their head while she gives you a blow job Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:

Or has she a fully grown beard Wink


Or does she form a due with a ironically tall counterpart? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

4'10? Well, its always good to learn that I'm a whole inch too tall to be classed as one! Wink
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mums 4ft 11 so I take the piss out of her saying she is 1 inch off being a midget Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
My mums 4ft 11 so I take the piss out of her saying she is 1 inch off being a midget Laughing


Snap Laughing

Is it me are all little people aggresive and have a little person complex?
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
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My mums 4ft 11 so I take the piss out of her saying she is 1 inch off being a midget Laughing


Snap Laughing

Is it me are all little people aggresive and have a little person complex?


Wouldn't you, if every time you weren't looking where you were going you walked between a womans legs you got a crack in the mouth.....?
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clapping I'd say thank you very much and get a hair cut Wink
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 29 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
Is it me are all little people aggresive and have a little person complex?


my mams 4'11" to and she definatley has the complex too. Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Just wondering if i stepped foot into fetish last night Neutral

She was about 4'5 ish i think

Aren't you about 6'5 Bonny? Laughing Fucking hell, that must have been challenging...
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PostPosted: 01:26 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, back when i was riding the bus to work , i seen this really hot girl who was really small. didn't have the big head or massive hands out of proportion, she was hot as hell, felt strange tho lol
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

(as i understand it)

Midgets are small and in propper proportions

Dwarfs are not in proportion (biger heads, hands e.t.c.)
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dwarfism.org wrote:
Other Labels Used Around The World
abatwa, aeta, afreet, afreeta, alven, bakhna rakhna, ballybogs, banshees, bean si, bean sidhe, bean-nighe, bendith y mamau, blue men of the minch, bodach, bogles, bokwus, brownies, buccas, bugalademujs, bwbachod, bwca, cherubs, cluricauns, coblynau koblernigh, corrigan, daoine sidhe, devas, devis, djinn, djinna, dryads, dwarfs, dwarves, elf, ellerkonge, ellyllon, elves, erlkonig, fach, fairies, fairy, fe鳬 fendoree, ferrishyn, fir darrigs, fireesin, folletti, fylgiars, gentry, ghul, ghulla, gnome, gobelin, goblins, grandinilli, green lady of caerphilly, gremlins, grimelin, guillyn veggey, gwragedd annwn, gwyllion, hillmen, hobgoblin, hogmen, hu hsien, hyter sprites, ieles, illes, imp, Issun Boshi, jimaninas, jimaninos, jinn, jinna, kappa, kelpie, knockers, kobolds, kul, leprechauns, lilitu, manitou, mazikeen, mekumwasuck, menehune, midgets, mimis, nagas, nagumwasuck, naiades, naiads, nereids, nisse, nixies, nunus, nymphs, pechs, pehts, people of the hills, peris, phooka, pigseys, pigsies, piskies, pituitary, pixies, portunes, pygmy, redcap, roane, seelie court, selkies, shehireem, shellycoat, shideem, short stature, sidhe, si'la, silkies, skeletal dysplasia, sluagh, sprites, sylphids, sylphs, tengu, tokolush, tomtra, trolls, trooping fairies, trows, tylwyth teg, undines, unseelie court, urchins, urisks, uttuku, vardogls, weisse frau, wichtlein, yumboes, zips


And I thought midget was an un PC term Rolling Eyes

Little people can be classified under a couple of different headings or classifications, they include:

    Achondrogenesis
    Achondroplasia
    Acromesomelic Dysplasia (Acromesomelic Dysplasia Maroteaux Type, AMDM)
    Atelosteogenesis
    Campomelic Dysplasia
    Chondrodysplasia Punctata
    Cleidocranial Dysostosis
    Conradi-Hunermann Syndrome
    Cornelia de Lange
    Cranioectodermal dysplasia
    Desbuquois syndrome
    Diastrophic Dysplasia
    Dyggve-Melchior-Clausen
    Dyssegmental Dysplasia
    Ellis van Creveld Syndrome (Chondroectodermal Dysplasia, EVC)
    Growth Hormone Deficiency
    Hallerman-Streiff Syndrome
    Hunter Syndrome (MPS II)
    Hurler-Scheie Syndrome (MPS I)
    Hypochondrogenesis
    Hypochondroplasia
    Hypophosphatasia
    Hypophosphatemia
    Hypopituitary
    Hypothyroidism
    Jarcho-Levin Syndrome (Spondylothoracic Dysplasia, Spondylocostal)
    Jeune Syndrome (Asphyxiating Thoracic Dysplasia; Asphyxiating Thoracic Dystrophy)
    Kniest Dysplasia
    Laron Dwarfism
    Larsen Syndrome
    Leir-Weill Dyschondrosteosis (Mesomelic Dwarfism, Madelung Deformity)
    Lethal Skeletal Dysplasias
    Maroteaux-Lamy (MPS VI) (MPS VI)
    Mesomelic Dysplasia
    Metaphyseal Chondrodysplasia-Jansen Type
    Metaphyseal Chondrodysplasia-McKusick Type (Cartilage Hair Hypoplasia, CHH)
    Metaphyseal Dysplasia-Schmid Type
    Metatropic Dysplasia
    Microcephalic Osteodysplastic Primordial Dwarfism (Primordial Dwarfism, MOPD)
    Morquio Syndrome (MPS IV)
    Mucopolysaccharidoses
    Multiple Epiphyseal Dysplasia (MED)
    Osteogenesis Imperfecta (OI)
    Pituitary Dwarfism
    Precocious Puberty
    Pseudoachondroplasia
    Rhizomelic Chondrodysplasia Punctata
    Rickets
    Russell-Silver Syndrome
    Schmike Immuneosseous Dysplasia
    Seckel Syndrome
    Short Rib Polydactyly
    Shwachman-Diamond Syndrome
    Spondyloepimetaphyseal Dysplasia-Strudwick (SEMD)
    Spondyloepimetaphyseal dysplasias
    Spondyloepiphyseal Dysplasia (SED, Maroteaux)
    Spondyloepiphyseal Dysplasia Congenita (SED-Congenita, SEDC)
    Spondyloepiphyseal Dysplasia Tarda (SED-Tarda, SEDT, SED-L)
    Spondylometaphyseal Dysplasia-Corner Fracture Type (SMD, SMD-Corner Fracture Type, SMD-Sutcliffe Type)
    Spondymetaphyseal Dysplasia-Kozlowski (SMD-Kozlowski, SMDK)
    Thanatophoric Dysplasia
    Trichorhinophalangeal Syndrome (Langer-Giedion syndrome)
    Turner Syndrome
    Type II Collagenopathies


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PostPosted: 15:11 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote

Nath wrote:

Aren't you about 6'5 Bonny? Laughing Fucking hell, that must have been challenging...


Lol there are ways.... Twisted Evil

Pulling was erm... well i had a sore back after WinkLaughing
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everything is equal when laying down, right Wink
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi
So exactly how does a 69 work with a 2ft differeance then Laughing

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PostPosted: 16:13 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
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So exactly how does a 69 work with a 2ft differeance then Laughing

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Is'nt this the point that it goes NWS with some pics of some midget porn?
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, 69's dont work.

Hence lazyness.

And you get them on top, otherwise they get a nice helping of man tits and not much else.

Sitting down in this club i was taller then her lol.

God i love snakebites... lol.

Gotta say, all things are DEFO in proportion Shocked Mr. Green
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