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PostPosted: 22:08 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:
Luke wrote:
Hi
So exactly how does a 69 work with a 2ft differeance then Laughing

Luke


Is'nt this the point that it goes NWS with some pics of some midget porn?



Here you go NWS!!!!

https://www.midget-porn-pics.com/
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
There it is Rolling Eyes

Any pics of the aforementioned lass Bonny?
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Black Knight
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I heard midgets can't reach to wipe.



Anybody????
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Black Knight wrote:
I heard midgets can't reach to wipe.


Dunno but they can kick them selves in the head. I mean a full on boot to the face.
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:
There it is Rolling Eyes

Any pics of the aforementioned lass Bonny?


Not really.

And she aint a proper midget, everythings proportioned lol.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 30 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
McGee wrote:
Black Knight wrote:
I heard midgets can't reach to wipe.


Dunno but they can kick them selves in the head. I mean a full on boot to the face.


They have difficulty with wiping the touche and wee man kicked his head in Jackass Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
How short does someone have to be to be technically counted as a midget?

Just wondering if i stepped foot into fetish last night Neutral

She was about 4'5 ish i think


Depends on what fetish you are talking about - I assume that she was actually legal, rather than a 9yr old?!
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PostPosted: 04:45 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote
Mister James wrote:


Depends on what fetish you are talking about - I assume that she was actually legal, rather than a 9yr old?!


Well...

Nah, she was 18.

To be fair the shortness didnt bother me.

It was the whole, 'nah dont worry about a condom, im infertile cos of the leukemia and im on the pill' line that might have /slightly/ creeped me out.
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:

It was the whole, 'nah dont worry about a condom, im infertile cos of the leukemia and im on the pill' line that might have /slightly/ creeped me out.


Oh My God. Shocked

What can you possibly say to something like that?

"Errr ... great?" Shifty
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Re: Question (midget related) Reply with quote
Katie wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:

It was the whole, 'nah dont worry about a condom, im infertile cos of the leukemia and im on the pill' line that might have /slightly/ creeped me out.


Oh My God. Shocked

What can you possibly say to something like that?

"Errr ... great?" Shifty


Lol, tell me about it Neutral
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
get her in the sack and try out the windmill ive heard its well worth it Laughing <makes wirring noises>

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PostPosted: 19:16 - 01 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
biker-dj wrote:
Whats good about short people - you can stand your pint of beer on their head while she gives you a blow job Mr. Green


Not having a go, but I can't describe to you how dumb that comment is, ANYONES head would be in the position to place a beer on if they were giving you head. Think about it.
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