Who and where is KORN?

BorderHooner · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Karma :

i was told to PM him for a change of username request, which i did do on the 15th May 2006. The PM is unopened.

any pointers peeps?
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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

He doesn't come online all that much, he's got better things to do. Laughing

And he'll get loads of PMs.

Mr.Everready · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Karma :

How do you know that it's unopened ?

I pm'd him last week, got a reply within 30 minutes. Wink

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phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

Still waiting for mine to be opened a whole month after sending, deleted them now because I'm tired of waiting.

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Kaben · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Karma :

He is a mythical beast. Some say he is actually the Stig.......
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BorderHooner · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Karma :

stig of the dump doesnt have internet, just a pile of rotten tatty peelings.
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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

It moves when it's opened.

Mr.Everready · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Karma :

Oh right, new one on me, always thought it was the other way.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Korn, used to be known as Bjorn, but got quite annoyed with being mistaken for one quarter of a longhaired 70s pop quartet, so he dyed his hair black and renamed himself.

Unfortunately for Bjorn/Korn, he wasn't the most effective of spellers, and he misspelt himself Quorn, but seeing as how his physique was somewhat SpongebobSquarepantian in appearance, and he never went out in the sun, many people misconstrued who or what he was, and tried to put him in a stir-fry. So he is rarely seen, for fear of being mistaken for many other things, none of which he is, or for being hit with a huge lawsuit by the soy-protein green environmental types.

He tried being Sworn for a while, so he could get out to Tescos for the odd pint of milk without being recognised ... but after wearing a hole in his King James Bible, and acquiring blisters and calluses on his hands from constant inaugurations and declarations, he went into hiding, and is now ... Forlorn.

Wink

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

*flips the bird at Rookie cheekily*

Bite me.
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Irezumi aka Reuben · Carrot Top Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Karma :

At the time you first posted he was cheating in a charity cycle ride.
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