Let This Be A Lesson

[WildGoose]

fao local wasps, you wish to call down the thunder? so be it

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/waspycunt.jpg


you've got a whole world to explore, my tiny little insignificant abode need not be included in that

so, if you clock my open - seemingly inviting - window or door, pause for just a moment, disengage your stupidity and remind yourself of the following

if you are discovered, in my house, bringing with you a bad attitude and frustratingly useless sense of direction, you will shortly find your world closing in around you, as you lay on one of my clean whitewashed window ledges with your spilled guts drying slowly in the sun

yet another victim of my thames valley and central business pages '06

wasps of the world, thank you for your attention

if a member of a large nesting community, please drop me an email and i will be able to supply you with a printable pdf poster, to aid in the dissemination of this information to a wider audience
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[EDBANGER]

Yes brother, I shall support your efforts here in the midlands. Before long the wasps of the world will fear the mere sight of an open window.
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If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, you are the sucker.

[Luke_Retrofly]

All the wasps are out to get you goose, you wait till his brothers find out what you have done, you have started war my friend and on your head be it, the army of the wasps shall conqure, if I was you I would not stand in their way, for they as 1 are weak for they as a group art stronger than tou.
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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[queen of string]

loving the name of your pic rofl
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"Eat food, not edible, food-like items. Mostly plants."

[zaknafien]

I woke up yesterday morning to feel something crawling on my head. I sat up and promptly slapped my head to crush whatever the offending thing was. As I moved my hand from my head I felt a strange feeling between my fingers, It was a wasp that had flown in the window and was half crushed between my fingers.

It's life was swiftly ended, not before stinging me in the hand though.
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02 Firestorm.

[Flip]

Blackie Lawless and Chris Holmes would have killed you though. (A joke for the metallers)