The BCF Top Ten...

[veeeffarr]

Lmfao!

I'm still saving. :/ I've got about £7 in a cupboard somewhere.

[MarJay]

The missus says that she's going to turn the cup back over if I don't behave.
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[queen of string]

Flip, Flip do Flip.
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[Steve H]

14. dodsi

'Right with your partner left with the next, let's all docido with your neighbour... YeeeeHaarrggh!' - Helmsley Line Dancing Society, May 2006

If plagiarism and imitation are the highest forms of flattery then illiterate, line dancing officianado dodsi (docido was his chosen handle) dishes out more compliments than a desparate Blind Date contestant. Features in the Guinness Book of Records for the record number of jokes succinctly repeated after hearing them in a northern working mens club (86). Minutes after the Record attempt however Bernard Manning broke the record for kicking the crap out of someone who regurgitates your copyrighted material (7.342 seconds) thus cutting short dodsi's promising career as North Yorkshire's version of Michael Flatley.
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The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[Steve H]

15. Flip

Q. What do Michael Barrymore and Flip have in common?
A. They’re both fockin' clowns with serious issues.

So, let me get this right. You like to put make up on and have an evil almost dark side to your character. That doesn’t make you a creepy clown chum, that makes you an aggressive transvestite. I’ve seen your sort in Soho’s late night bars just waiting to bitch slap a bloke for refusing to buy you a white wine spritzer. Go home, get some Anne French on, remove the slap and put your Sideshow Bob sized feet up without taking the ceiling tiles out. Alternatively buy a bucket load of Kit Kats and get a Big Brother Golden Ticket – You’ll fit right in.
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[tribal_tiger]

[feef]

sometimes it's better to keep quiet, or else they'll do you

:p

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[biggerjohn]

Please stop the people here at work are giving me funny looks if I laugh any more I am going to get into real trouble.

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[Steve H]

16. Andy C

How many threads relating to a Crash can you post? The answer used to be 1 and generally contained the phrase ‘I fockin’ binned it’ followed by a couple of sympathy replies. If Andy’s current posting trend is strictly adhered to he’ll reach 300 before the end of May and bump the BCF average up by a similar percentage. Currently bed ridden Andy’s time is spent thinking about how many weird and wonderful ways he can boost his post count by telling the same story over and over again (although his apparent memory loss may have something to do with the fact that he was converted over his Double Bubble at well over the recommended velocity). In a TEN exclusive we can reveal that poor Andy had a slight set back in his recovery yesterday evening during a steamy episode of Emmerdale when unfortunately the Fire Brigade were called upon to release his entangled wrist from his metal pelvic waistcoat after it got trapped whilst he was trying to do you know what to erm…you know what
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[McGee]

Thats some great stuff mate
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[daz|n00by]

*cough cough* would be interesting to see what you can come up with about me


BTW i,m loving the thread.
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[craigie b]

I truly can't beleive he missed out Siggi

[dodsi]

Can we keep this thread in random banter, do siggi and it straight into fights and flame wars with an added invitation for steve H too "meet" the man himself.

[RealNinja]

Having met a number of the people in the original top ten and also some of the additions, you really don't know how close you are
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[Kaben]

I read the first post whilst at work and got bollocked for laughing too loudly whilst one of my coleagues was on a marketing call.

Top class stuff!

Kaben
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[Steve H]

17. Siggi

A gigantic ball filled with pent up frustration, anger, irritability, dismay, bewilderment and disgust for his fellow man - and that's just his left testicle. Siggi's alter ego Mother Theresa once said 'I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world'. If the pen is indeed mightier than the sword then Siggi's little pencil is obviously designed by Mikhail Timofeevich Kalashnikov.

To quote the great Willie Nelson 'Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results'. Against his better judgement the Sigmeister has taken Willie's advice on board and consequently his eBay profile is improving with each and every attempted purchase.
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[LUXY DJ]

thread name is " the BCF TOP TEN" yet your on 17 now
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[Flip]

You really are a funny f*cker.

[Shaun]

Remember Sigg, you're only there because you were a request as well, count yourself lucky you made it to top 20!

[Steve H]

18. LUXY DJ

Makes moaning old git Victor Meldrew look like Timmy Mallet on speed. Poor old LUXY is unhappy with the cards that the Texas Hold-em Gods dealt him (Seven and a Two off suit if you're a Late Night Poker Fan). Rumour has it that Les Miserables was based on his life story. Dishes out more negative Karma than Hitler and Osama Bin Laden put together and moaned that The Chocolate Bar thread didn't stay on Topic. If Earl Hickey is right and that Karma will indeed 'Bite you on the Ass' then DJ LUXY (his disc-spinning stage name) will be playing The Blue Oyster Bar at his next Gig and his record collection won't have any Hi-Energy, Right Said Fred or Village People tracks.
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[JonB]

Stevie H, i'm sure i've said this before but you are a top class legend.
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[MarJay]

[palmer]

What about me? the young, lovable BCF jail bait