The BCF Top Ten...

[plugger147]

although very funny I'm surprised that the top ten rugby hotties are all men.
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[Rookie]

Do me!



Not like that.

[Mister James]

[LUXY DJ]

i had a gut feeling that as soon as i said 1 thing in this thread id get it aswell

but WTF is mine about


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[Andy C]

[tribal_tiger]

Steve H a true god.

I just want to know who the guy in your avatar is.

and why it looks like he's shooting his load into a rather tight orifice
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All of it.

[tribal_tiger]

[killa]

[veeeffarr]

[tribal_tiger]

People don't remember me for a reason. I'm like a memory ninja!

I've got the funny shoes and everything!
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All of it.

[Steve H]

19. robby

L-O-V-E and H-O-F-F the words that you’ll see tattooed on robby’s knuckles when he takes his faux leather driving gloves off. The reason? Well, in yet another TEN exclusive it can be revealed that robby is the president of the GB branch of David Hasselhoff’s fan club. From Baywatch to Knight Rider, from the up tempo 'Hot Shot City' to the tear jerking melody 'Yesterday's Love' his memorabilia collection is the largest in the world and if he ever flogs it all on eBay his charges would dwarf than the gross domestic product of Brazil. At the early stages of his Hoffmania Robbie had a thing about KITT, Michael Knight’s vehicle and as soon as he heard a fellow fan mention that it was a ‘…smart car…’ he immediately went out and bought one and began barking orders into the ashtray asking for ‘Turbo Boost’ and ‘Pursuit Mode’.

20. daz|n00by

The only Kazakstanian BCFer that I’m aware of, his name roughly translates into ‘The Amateur’ and is a reflection on his unfortunate lack of any life skills whatsoever. Sadly daz suffers from goldfish syndrome a terrible affliction that manifests itself in complete memory loss every five seconds. Has owned more motorbikes than Randy Mamola and Evil Kneivel combined but forgets where he parks them and as a result takes the bus home after a rideout. The only person to truly get the hidden meaning in the film Finding Nemo as Nemo’s Dad suffered from the same illness and consequently put the young whippersnapper down and immediately forgot where the little bastard was.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[craigie b]

Go on, do me too

[Andy C]

[Steve H]

21. craigie b

Online personalities are funny things. One thing’s for sure though you can tell the forum members who still long for the security of their Momma’s teat ‘cos they always try and make their name sound cuter than it really is. This is couteracted by pretending to enjoy Masculine pastimes such as Boxing, Tai Kwon Wank and all the other Martial Art derivatives that they’ve discovered on Google. Little ‘craigie b’ (real name Craig Butchbugger), loves nothing more than settling down with Mumsie Wumsie b to watch her afternoon soaps whilst doing a bit of cross stitching. Would rather have a beaker of warm breast milk than a pint of …well, anything really and is currently in talks with Mothercare to appear in their ‘Express milk for kids’ marketing campaign.

22. palmer

'No Romance without Finance' – Gwen Guthrie, ‘Ain’t nothing going on but the Rent’, 1986

You’ve got to feel sorry for the diminutive richie rich kid palmer. Despite his Dad winning the lottery and appearing in his very own rags to riches story on the 2nd best motoring programme on terrestrial television (as there are only two it makes it officially the crappiest) Fifth Gear, he’s never gonna find true happiness in his life (yep, number 22 in the TEN is coming straight from the heart). Whenever a gal comes knocking he’s always going to be asking himself the same question ‘Do they really love me or are they just after my money and Hot Wheels collection?’. I’m afraid there’s only so many times Daddy can turn away the evil gold diggers ‘til one sneaks in your back door kidder and with Heather McCartney now on the prowl your Dad would be advised to beef up security at the Mansion. Take some TEN advice, buy a bungalow in the Outer Hebrides, lock yourself up for the rest of your life and apply to the Mods to change your moniker to Pre-Nup.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[craigie b]

[daz|n00by]

[daz|n00by]

[/quote]Damn i forgot what i was gonna say now [/quote]

Maybe "Anymore Special-K left?"?[/quote]

I hope your not suggesting that i need to loose weight?
If you are i hope your prepared to back those words up at the next bike meet.
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[no_shad]

Well played Steve, very amusing.
Great commandment of the English language.

[Mister James]

[palmer]

whats diminutive?

The rest i get, and would have to agree with all of it.



But alas, i fave found someone. She's no gold digger.

[Mister James]

Sorry, I get pedantic on rest days - I don't know what to do with all the free time!
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[no_shad]

[ram_doom]

Officially the funniest thread on bcf in ages
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[Steve H]

23. maurice

If ever they need to film a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest then look no further than serial lunatic asylum escapee maurice to play the part of Randle Patrick McMurphy. Mental Mo as the UK's top Psychologists know him has gotten out of more straight jackets than Harry Houdini and can pick a lock quicker than a 6 year old can pick his nose. On the rare occasions that he's not locked up in the nuthouse maurice is high-tailing it away from the Psycho Police on his VFR and logging onto this very website to regale stories of his travels around the world, the frequency of which has given him moderator status in the Touring and Exploration area of BCF. Has had more high speed pursuits than Macho mustachioed Bandit Burt Reynolds and could give celebrity loony tune David Blane a run for his money in the escapology stakes.

That's it! I'm off for a weekend break. Thanks very much for all the comments
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[palmer]

Do you write professionally ?