Terrorist arrested

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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered
to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the attorney general said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," a Justice Department spokesman said.
"They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes
go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes".
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