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PostPosted: 12:51 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
bazza wrote:

<cough>gay hairdresser</cough>


To be fair bazza the MX5 is the gay hairdresser car, The RX-7 is the 300bhp rotary engined monster.

But it was in traffic... doesn't really count still.


The RX-7's are either 240bhp, 260bhp or 280bhp Wink

IMO racing cars is pointless, everyone knows 80% of bikes would skin a car in a straight line race.

And racing a "sports" punto Laughing Laughing that must have been tough Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did anyone else cringe when they read this?

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PostPosted: 14:44 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isnt a punto "sporting" a 1.6 litre shopping hatchback... how the f**k did it get infront of you? Do you have shite clutch control or did you stall?
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
To be fair bazza the MX5 is the gay hairdresser car, The RX-7 is the 300bhp rotary engined monster.

But it was in traffic... doesn't really count still.


I was assuming he meant the MX5...
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

hopefully sometime you will actually get to the mairne and fall in.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ram_doom wrote:
Isnt a punto "sporting" a 1.6 litre shopping hatchback... how the f**k did it get infront of you?


In there defence they do have a six speed Embarassed and are pretty nippy Wink
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I the only one that is skeptical about him actually having a licence?
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Just had the best race of my life. Reply with quote

18aprilia wrote:
I give the vfr a few more gears and wosssshhhhhh i pass the mazda I punch the air with delight. and look in the mirrors.


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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:


In there defence they do have a six speed Embarassed and are pretty nippy Wink


0-60 of about 9 seconds? Let's face it, letting any kind of Fiat in front of you on a bike, when you're trying to race them, is just an excuse to be shot.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
McGee wrote:


In there defence they do have a six speed Embarassed and are pretty nippy Wink


0-60 of about 9 seconds? Let's face it, letting any kind of Fiat in front of you on a bike, when you're trying to race them, is just an excuse to be shot.


As if he hasn't given us enough excuses to shoot him.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

so you wanna race me then 18aprilia ?
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please never, ever have kids.

Do you even have a job? Or do you spend all day riding up and down the brighton seafront getting embarrassed by hatchbacks?
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to say this...

But 18aprilia seems like an accident just waiting to happen Thumbs Down

And it will happen, very soon, I reckon Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
Sorry to say this...

But 18aprilia seems like an accident just waiting to happen Thumbs Down

And it will happen, very soon, I reckon Mr. Green


Agreed.
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, he wont crash because,

A.everything he just said is very very very exaggerated (highly likely)

B.Just plain Bullshit.

Im still waiting for you to accept my challenge, or are you not 'man' enough.

After all my bike only has 2 pistons so you bike is WAY faster innit.
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I followed a 'biker' all the way home the other day.

He was on a 50cc 'twist 'n' Go' moped in front of me.

I never even bothered overtaking him, because he was riding like a complete arsehole and I was interested in his riding technique. So I just followed him.

Lid, shorts and trainers. That's ALL he was wearing, apart from a necklace - absolutely nothing else whatsoever - I promise this is 100% true.

No mirrors on his bike either. And NEVER indicated once which way he was going to turn. Just kept looking back at the bike behind him (me).

Stupid T**t. You deserve eveything coming to you Twisted Evil

Why do people ride bikes like that ?

It must be a young person thing to 'impress' the females Confused

Am I out of touch or something ?



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PostPosted: 19:24 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmfao @ "i punched the air", your such a fucking loser it's gone past the stage of being funny, passed the cringing stage, and back round to being funny again.
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
I followed a 'biker' all the way home the other day.

He was on a 50cc 'twist 'n' Go' moped in front of me.

I never even bothered overtaking him, because he was riding like a complete arsehole and I was interested in his riding technique. So I just followed him.

Lid, shorts and trainers. That's ALL he was wearing, apart from a necklace - absolutely nothing else whatsoever - I promise this is 100% true.

No mirrors on his bike either. And NEVER indicated once which way he was going to turn. Just kept looking back at the bike behind him (me).

Stupid T**t. You deserve eveything coming to you Twisted Evil

Why do people ride bikes like that ?

It must be a young person thing to 'impress' the females Confused

Am I out of touch or something ?




You should have done him a favor and kicked him off the bike at the lights. At least that way, he would have realised it does hurt to fall off, and then may go and sort him self out with some gear and a decent bike.
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dom_ wrote:
Lmfao @ "i punched the air", your such a fucking loser it's gone past the stage of being funny, passed the cringing stage, and back round to being funny again.


Suit yourself, Dom

Oops, just noticed your reply. You replying to me or 18aprilia ? Embarassed

Sorry, Dom. My mistake (I hope) Confused
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he was replying to 18aprilia Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahmato_ wrote:
I think he was replying to 18aprilia Thumbs Up


Embarassed Oops! Embarassed


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PostPosted: 19:48 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
I followed a 'biker' all the way home the other day. etc etc
Am I out of touch or something ?



Couldn't get past him then Mr. Green
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The Old Geeza
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vin wrote:
The Old Geeza wrote:
I followed a 'biker' all the way home the other day. etc etc
Am I out of touch or something ?



Couldn't get past him then Mr. Green


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Could have left him eating dust. But I was just interested in the way he rode Thumbs Up Razz

I was after his gold necklace really Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 11 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:

I was after his gold necklace really Laughing

Laughing The one that gives him a terrible rash?
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