just had the gayest race of my life...

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

Was out for a spin around the marine last night in my fiat punto when I came up to some lights to see some chav on a red and white bike bobbin his head like a pigeon on speed waiting for the lights to change.. Now i know my 1.2 car isn't the fastest but I thought I'd give him a race anyway, the lights turned yellow and I was off! I'd beaten him off the lights with ease, must be my go faster stripes...

A few minutes down the road and I get caught up in some traffic, this wanna be wonder on the red and white hairdrier of a bike came filtering past me and started staring at me like he fancied me or something?! He continued on filtering through the traffic, his sights set on some japanaese sports car that was stuck further up in the traffic...

He catches up to it, unsuprisingly considering the jam had yet to move, and as he passed he started punching the air like he'd just single handedly won the world cup?!?

As we get up to the next set of lights I see this wannabe rossi revving his engine trying to get a response out of this mazda thing.. as the lights go green he drops the clutch, presumably trying to make a quick getaway but to me it looked like he nearly stalled! anyway he filters up some more traffic and turns round to see the mazda pull into mcdonalds, he starts getting all excited again thinking he's won some major race? he nearly lost control into some railings when he started punching the air like rocky in those films!!

I pulled into mcdonalds as well to speak to the mazda driver, as I pulled up next to the car, the tinted windows were wound down and I saw ........

a middle aged lady with 2 kids, she was out getting some dinner for her kiddies!!

We both thought this kid on the bike was a bit of a fool! Wink

Just wondered if it was anyone from here???

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Oh how I love dramatic Irony... Laughing

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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Laughed so hard I've shit my shorts.....
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Black Knight · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :

Whats the bet it was someone off BCF? Laughing

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Cannon · Trackday Trickster Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Karma :

Classic

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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

Fekin brilliant Mr. Green

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Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

Both you and Ape have talked about taking a ride/drive around 'the marine' - what is it, a commando who's fallen asleep in the middle of a roundabout or something?
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Sephiroth · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Karma :

well funny!

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BikeGuy · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Karma :

lol good story, sounds like abit of of gimp

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LOL

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Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

For the couple of people who seem to be missing the joke...
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=85857

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

I pinged the Ape windup, was just curious as to whether it was just cack spelling or something I didn't know about!

Can't believe that anyone would think they can 'tell it how it is' as well as our resident mong anyway.
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Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

If i hadn't already exhausted my karma on people taking the piss out of him, you would be inline for a funny Thumbs Up

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kevingranger · Nova Slayer Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Karma :

lmao classic story! you never know a similar story might be true in some punto boy racer site somewhere.
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EllioTT_GiXXeR · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Karma :

I think it was 18Ape, hes the only one that could pull something like that off.
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