ear wax

colezxr · Traffic Copper Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Karma :

iv been having trouble for the last few months with ear wax Embarassed

i clean my ears out every morning with cotten buds, and by about lunch i have a build up of wax and some times i find that large lumps of it fall out of my right ear, can anybody give me a reason why becouse i hate going to the docters
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

humm, have you tried that stuff to soften it up and get it all out same time? best go to doc for a look.

though i have ear damage and the doc cant see it and i am near def in one ear and they cant find wax.

hows the hearing in that ear?
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colezxr · Traffic Copper Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Karma :

its not that bad but its not as good as the left one, im thinking of going down to the chemists tomorrow to find somthing that might help.

but one thing in the left ear when i was about 6 years old i put a lego man head in my ear and could never get it out. the docter said that its in there in a way that it doasnt affect my hearing. But it doas feel weird when im in my mates car and he has his sub turned up!
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WavyGravy · Scooby Slapper Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Karma :

I dont think you're supposed to stick cotton buds in your ear as you could damage it, nothing smaller than your little finger is what i've heard, you might have an infection if this is a recent symptom, also by poking buds in it everyday you might be causing your ear to react - see a doc, you might have 2 ears but your balance mechanism is incorporated in them, and thats quite handy for riding a 2 wheel vehicle, joking apart - see a doc
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

does it ever crackle when loud music is played?
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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

My 2 1/2 year old son has potatoes growing in his his ears every single day Rolling Eyes

It just appears as if by magic Thinking

BY sticking a bud into the actual ear may cause more trauma, push it deeper and promote infection, thus causing more wax.

Try using the drops for a while and hopefully it should be thinner and easer to wipe away from the ear canal, if it still persists go and see the GP (you may need them syringed Wink

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feef · Energiser Bunny Joined: 11 Feb 2002 Karma :

a couple of drips of warm olive oil at night to soften it up, then make an appointment with the nurse to get them "srynged" although it's not a srynge they use, but an ultrasonic warm water jet that breaks it up and washes it out. I had it done late last year.

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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

No help, but the chatroom would like to know which face the lego man had, and whether it had a wig on or not?

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akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

You have a Lego man's head stuck inside your head!?!?! Shocked

I can't believe you didn't mention that little detail to start with.

As said above it is quite good odds that the ear is over reacting to the relatively large lump of plastic lodged in your lughole.

I can't imagine where the lego head is sitting inside your ear.
Try the warm olive oil in the ear trick, my girlfriend did this when she had and ear-ache. I was cynical but the doctor did then say it was the best thing to do.
You never know, chuck a load of oil in there, get on your bike up to 100mph and then brake hard with your head turned to the side and it might pop out. Thumbs Up

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Steve H · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Karma :

I can't believe I missed this thread Exclamation

A LEGO MAN, that's class Thumbs Up

Don't listen to ANYONE on here (apart from me obviously).

First things first, On No account let the little sod out!! The most humane thing you can do for the poor little bugger is shove a torso, and some limbs in the same ear for him, so he can finally get around after all of his motionless years.

Then, pop down to Toys 'R Us and buy him the Lego Sub as shown here...

https://technic02.hp.infoseek.co.jp/alacarte/yellowsub/yellowsub005.jpg

I'm sure we can have a BCF whip round for you.

Now, here's the tricky part. Firstly insert the instructions for the Sub up your nostril with a long hard sniff (Don't worry, Lenny Lego will have full movement by then and he'll make his way to your nasal passages to see what all the noise is). One the instructions have disappeared commence quick, rapid inhalations through either nostril whilst inserting a single Lego block from the packaging. Once all this has done little Lenny will have all the bricks AND instructions to enable him to build the above sub and travel down your spleen to your arse in order for him to make a safe and successful exit.

Hey Presto! No Lenny, No wax and a Lego Sub in your Shitter - Class Thumbs Up

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LOL at Steve H
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Itchy · Super Spammer Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :

Glue ear? , happens when parents smoke before you were born I think.
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Itchy · Super Spammer Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :

that said if you have it REALLY bad you can always make a small profitable side line ,..... making candles...
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zxr400baby · Nova Slayer Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Karma :

my mum has some sort of weird hippy alternative therapy where they put a paper cone thing in your ear, and a candle, light it and its supposed to draw out all the wax or something. I am a bit synical to be honest, but maybe worth a try if its painful.

ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

Friggin great read Laughing

I had a runny ear once and the dog licked it Sick

yellowy goopy stuff it was too Neutral

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