Some accidents ARE funny

[Resurrection]

Whilst on holiday in cyprus two years ago me and two of my mates thought it would be funny to rent scootays to t1t around on.

We all rented them and my mate who had never even sat on a bike binned his 50cc scooter less than 30 yards from the rental shop whilst going round the tamest corner you've ever seen, quite amusing but not the best.

Now my other quite rotund equally inexperienced friend actually managed to make it the other 200 yards to the hotel car park.

When we got there he still wasn't that confident so i told him to do laps in the car park until he got used to his bike.

All was going well for 5 minutes until he started getting abit cocky.

I park mine up to have a well earned smoke and what do i see? my big fat mate grinning like a bastad and staring at me then riding into a wall.

After i wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes i look up and hes still on his side bike still revving the sh1t out of it and oil spewing from the scooter.

Carved up his leg a treat and was abit scared of it then. Still managed to bin his bike another three times that week and eventually kill his poor little scooter.

Pics to follow...


Anyone else got any funny stories?

Res
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[McGee]

My mate had just bought a honda sfx 50 and me at the time had never even sat on a bike/scooter and I said I could do a burnout

I hit the throtle stop and let the front brake out, causing it to launch forward and over a little fence at the back of Morrisons car park

For some strange reason I kept the throttle pinned
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Flip]

Accidents can be funny. Escpecially non bike related accidents. Anyone who has worked in a building trade etc will know how funny it is when somebody stands on a nail. I'll never get tired of seeing that one.

[Handsome]

[Flip]

It's the hopping with a piece of wood attached to the foot whilst screaming that does it for me.

[Skunkcap Freddie]

aye, my mate in work went to jump of the racking about 7ft off the ground only to get his foot caught in the pallet. he then proceded to fall down landing on his side. with my and my other mate just standing there laughing at him. i think its the look on peoples faces more than anything
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[Handsome]

I watched the lad at work the other week walk under the Racking, it gets slightly lower on the other side of the Isle but he hadn't noticed.....The sound was unreal, it was like a coconut being thrown at a wall, while he was on the floor Trying not to rub his head or cry, I was (as expected being the First Aider ) Absolutley Pissing myself.....the gaffer came from three isles away to find out what the noise was.....Laugh?.....I nearly Shit myself.....

It's his own fault for having a head like a Coppers Helmet.....
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[Kam]

[Phil_G]

I work as a swimming pool engineer, and as part of my job, I have to go on site and fit up the pipework for new pools.


Once job we went to was quite a tight fit on the site and there was a geezer trundling round the edge of the hole with a barrowfull of dirt. Each pass he got more and more confident until...


the edge of his "path" gaveway and the barrow went in. I swear at that point someone hit the Slo-mo button as he seemed to teeter on the edge of the hole for a good while before plunging headfirst into the excavation and cursing profusely.


laugh? I nearly cried!
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