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Reevo8
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Dear Daddums, Jokey! Reply with quote

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It
was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter, with trembling hands.


"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I

had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.


But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.

Love,
your son,
John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing wrong with tight clothing Cool
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 20 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha PMSL, loving that Wink Thumbs Up
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