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Black Knight
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 18 Jun 2006    Post subject: You Reply with quote

Smell!

Laughing


I've had several beers and 11 inches of sweet meaty love from Don Domino, now I'm off to bed.
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Lawnie
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 18 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: You Reply with quote

Black Knight wrote:
I've had several beers and 11 inches of sweet meaty love from Don Domino, now I'm off to bed.


Just so you can't delete it when you're sober tomorrow Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 18 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You aint living this one down rick. Middle Finger
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LUXY DJ
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confused GREAT Rolling Eyes



couldnt of had that many otherwise ur typing would av been fucked

typing isnt easy when pissed yet yours looks FINE! Neutral
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
Confused GREAT Rolling Eyes



couldnt of had that many otherwise ur typing would av been fucked

typing isnt easy when pissed yet yours looks FINE! Neutral


So how pissed are you?
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
LUXY DJ wrote:
Confused GREAT Rolling Eyes



couldnt of had that many otherwise ur typing would av been fucked

typing isnt easy when pissed yet yours looks FINE! Neutral


So how pissed are you?


I was under the impression he was hooked up to a drop, feeding some jack daniels directly into his bloodstream. Because his spelling/grammar is fucking diabollical.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's been inhaling the meths again!
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
Confused GREAT Rolling Eyes



couldnt of had that many otherwise ur typing would av been fucked

typing isnt easy when pissed yet yours looks FINE! Neutral

You aint got a fucking clue.

I can be utterly out of my head and still type fine. Teh olny raseon poelpe tepy shit is because it's an act and they can go the next day "Oh I had 11 gallons of WKD and was fucked.

People who get drunk and type fine are the people who don't need to prove a point.
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since I work in IT, I spend all day typing. Bashing a few keys when I'm drunk isn't a problem.

Poor typing isn't cool, and alcohol isn't an excuse. Razz
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LUXY DJ
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
LUXY DJ wrote:
Confused GREAT Rolling Eyes



couldnt of had that many otherwise ur typing would av been fucked

typing isnt easy when pissed yet yours looks FINE! Neutral

You aint got a fucking clue.

I can be utterly out of my head and still type fine. Teh olny raseon poelpe tepy shit is because it's an act and they can go the next day "Oh I had 11 gallons of WKD and was fucked.

People who get drunk and type fine are the people who don't need to prove a point.


PMSL!!! Laughing Laughing thats classic that is!

so maybe its cause i done ur instead of YOUR & av instead of HAVE UNLESS YOU MEAN the could'nt OR full stop. capital letter..... Middle Finger Neutral Middle Finger other then being PICKY AS FUCK! theres FUCK ALL wrong with it

but no matter WHAT you say if your FUCKED you cant type properly PERIOD! if you can then you AINT FUCKED!....SIMPLE
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
no matter WHAT you say if your FUCKED you cant type properly PERIOD! if you can then you AINT FUCKED!....SIMPLE


And as I said... since my job is typing, I have no problem typing correctly while I'm drunk.

So it's not that simple is it. Razz
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colin1
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i suspect that suzuki getting drunk involves less alcohol than luxy dj getting fucked.

I suspect that suzuki doesnt take it as far as luxy dj
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suspect that Colinwall doesn't know what he's talking about.
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin - did you work that out because L is higher in the alphabet than S = LUXURY DJ can drink more than Suzuki?

Come on, tell us how your brain works.
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dainesefreak wrote:
Come on, tell us how your brain works.


Constant recollection of test riding a 98 R1, interspersed with trivial random thoughts like "breathe", "eat" and "sleep" ?
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metal_Mickey wrote:
Constant recollection of test riding a 98 R1, interspersed with trivial random thoughts like "breathe", "eat" and "sleep" ?


Don't forget his purpetual worry of putting the bike up on a paddock stand without any assistance... Wink
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

suzuki do you work from home?
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He means luxy is probably younger so more likely to get trashed all the time unlike that old timer suzuki. Razz
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, I work from work.
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes well theres my point really anyway...i mean right think about this yea....have you ever been FUCKED OUT YOUR FACE? not drunk,tipsy,etc cause it AINT possible it just aint i mean you cant even see your hands properly let alone the friggin keyboard/buttons

yea i can type when iv had afew drinks BUT fucked to me is when you aint standing so id LOVE to see you try type while like this

btw i aint a karma whore either so i dont give a FUCK how many FUCKS i have to type

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PostPosted: 16:39 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got so fucked (not just alcohol) that i got my nipple pierced at the full moon party, woke up the next day and was like omg 11!!111!11 wtf is that 111!!1!!!11
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
have you ever been FUCKED OUT YOUR FACE?


Yes.

Granted, if you're so drunk that you fall unconcious, then you're not going to be able to type.

However, if you're capable of pushing the keys down, you're capable of reading the screen and correcting any errors for wayward fingers. Wink
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cant tell the difference when im pissed or not here, my spelling and punctuation is always rubbish, i just tend to waffle more turd than usuall.
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 19 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
PMSL!!! Laughing Laughing thats classic that is!

so maybe its cause i done ur instead of YOUR & av instead of HAVE UNLESS YOU MEAN the could'nt OR full stop. capital letter..... Middle Finger Neutral Middle Finger other then being PICKY AS FUCK! theres FUCK ALL wrong with it

but no matter WHAT you say if your FUCKED you cant type properly PERIOD! if you can then you AINT FUCKED!....SIMPLE


LUXY DJ?!?!? wrote:
well theres my point really anyway...i mean right think about this yea....have you ever been FUCKED OUT YOUR FACE? not drunk,tipsy,etc cause it AINT possible it just aint i mean you cant even see your hands properly let alone the friggin keyboard/buttons

yea i can type when iv had afew drinks BUT fucked to me is when you aint standing so id LOVE to see you try type while like this

btw i aint a karma whore either so i dont give a FUCK how many FUCKS i have to type


Is it just me that totally blanked those posts after giving up on the first line?
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 20 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
I suspect that Colinwall doesn't know what he's talking about.


I did not mean that suzuki cant take his drink.

just that suzuki doesnt get as drunk

as he never gets so drunk that he cant type

I dont get drunk these days, I know that if I had tried to type on the occasions when completing a sentence in my head was tricky, typing would be hopeless.

it sounds like markcatate knows only too well the difference between drunk and fucked
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