Last Night I Dreamt Of Jeremy Clarkson

[Resurrection]

Now before you all start with your depraved filth and lewd insinuations it was nothing i repeat nothing sexual

I dreamt we were talking about some inane rubbish when all of a sudden he sits on my bike the wrong way and knocks it off its stand sending it crashing to the ground..

Was shocked when i woke up and i was on the bus!

How randomn

Res
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ZX9r

[michael j]

Freak!

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Ducati 996

[Lawnie]

[instigator]

*attempt to rid forum of crap*

Keep such dreams to yourself.

[Dragonfly]

i just bought his new book today aswell. jeremy clarksons. more random rubish there lol
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Resurrection]

I was reading a jeremy clarkson book on the bus and i was thinkin about how annoyed i was at my motorbike for breaking and having not slept for days i was probably delirious!

Well thats my excuse and im stickin with it

Res
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ZX9r

[Dragonfly]

i think he is really funny, i just have to get round to reading the new one now.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Resurrection]

yeah ive read three of his books and always watch top gear..

Dont think i'd be pleased with him if he ever did drop my bike though

Res
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ZX9r

[mr.z]

[lozzypop1]

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