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bazza
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: We're All Doomed - DOOMED, I Tell Ye... Reply with quote
As long as there a dull-witted cnuts like this around, we don't stand a chance:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm
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markandmindy
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh ffs whatever happened to natural selection preventing pond-life like this breeding?!?!?!?!?!
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Minky_monkey
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 24 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus....

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PostPosted: 14:28 - 24 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
FFS Shocked Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 24 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
i prefer to use water.
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NSR Mick
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
wave2k wrote:
i prefer to use water.


Or piss in an emergency. Wink
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 25 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cooking oil for brakes and sh!t for brains. Rolling Eyes
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killa
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 26 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
PMSL, "Rolled up carpet for a bumper"

Drugs, it must be drugs... Thinking


Oh....he's Welsh....sorry Wink Thumbs Up
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map
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 26 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
IMO it's Darwin's theory of natural selection. Give him enough time and he'll end up killing himself and his offspring.

Don't you just hate swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool Wink Very Happy


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We're All Doomed - DOOMED, I Tell Ye...
... Very Happy - see attachment Very Happy

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bazza
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 26 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
map wrote:
bazza wrote:
We're All Doomed - DOOMED, I Tell Ye...
... Very Happy - see attachment Very Happy

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That's the fella - John Laurie. Note the Subject has to be read out in a loud faux porridge-ista accent. Laughing
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 26 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
barrister wrote:
the offence came "out of ignorance and stupidity".


Even he thought the guy was a twat Laughing only in Swansea I tell you. Another indication of the scum factor is the fact he had four girls in the car aged less than 16. SCUM

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PostPosted: 18:14 - 02 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
looks like he spent more on the suit than the car! (and asda's cheap these days...)
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Paul@125power
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PostPosted: 07:06 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
map wrote:
Don't you just hate swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool Wink Very Happy


I think he has a floater in his gene pool.

What an absolute retard. I take that back, retards wouldn't even consider that.

I think the government should do a artificial selection process were guys wonder the streets with shotguns to thin out the herd a bit and stop chav scum like this and his cousins breeding with each other.
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colin1
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
what street do u live in again ?
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Paul@125power
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PostPosted: 02:33 - 05 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
what street do u live in again ?


Me? Sesame street of coarse.


https://www.jokesaround.com/images/pictures/0135.jpg


Were you get one popped in yo' a5s for not knowing your numbers. Like: number of convictions and months been on the dole.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 06 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
The unemployed chef


So... which one is he? Unemployed or a Chef? Rolling Eyes
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kawakid
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 09 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pond life scum, how can you get in a car when you know, you have no
brakes.

Imagine it you get in your car, the brakes don't work, what do you do, hmm drive it around(& fill up the reservoir with cooking oil) or phone the AA.



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PostPosted: 22:48 - 09 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Funniest thread of biking news! fraiser's voice is ringing in my head as we speak. Laughing



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PostPosted: 23:50 - 10 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
what a bloody noddy!!!!!! total oxygen thief!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: 01:58 - 11 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder if that was covered in his theory test...


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PostPosted: 18:47 - 14 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should've tried olive oil. Works great in me Gixxer it does. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 27 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
what a knob jockey! and he had his kids in his car to Twisted Evil is he really that stupid or was he trying to kill them all? space cadit!
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 09:08 - 29 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
what a knob jockey! and he had his kids in his car to Twisted Evil is he really that stupid or was he trying to kill them all? space cadit!


No, I read that as he had some random 16 year old girls in the car Confused bit messed up eh...
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froggy128
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 29 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
so the girls wernt even his kids?
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 30 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fucking hell.

Why did he have to be Welsh. Evil or Very Mad
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