Drunken Chicken?

[strobeone]

Was on my way from work just as a england game was kicking off, so minding my own business, and I see a gang of chaved up england supporters in the distance. As I drew closer one pointed in my general direction, at this point I knew something was up, so slowing in anticipation, 2 of em jumped out last minuet....and did't move! WTF is wrong with these people. so ofcause the slowdown was a good idea, no-one was hurt just my mirror was a little bent . The 2 lads stood there with the most disgusted look on there face as if it was my fault that I hit them, then the scent of ouder du white lighting hit, and they continued to try and pull me off my bike, at that moment there 'crew' started to approach, throttle to the stop!

But makes you think what would have happened if I was riding a bit faster, or indeed it was a car.

(was reported to police just incase)
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[Flip]

I thought you meant an actually drunken chicken.

[strobeone]

haha *note to self revise titles*
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A honda vision rip off (50cc) >TGB 202 Classic (50cc) > Honda CG (125cc)

[Itchy]

whats wrong with you man , see chavs don't stop ever , EVER

gun the throttle and charge for them , wheelie if you have to or swerve , around the local death zones (Salford,gorton Harpherhey,blakley, moss side , bell vue, long site) , stopping for a chav = death, crashing near chavs = death , don't even expect folks in cars to stop and help you , though they might stop and help themselves to your shoes , time and again on CCTV it shows cars never stop.

Chavs do not respect life , yours or theirs they have nothing to lose ,


unless you actually do hit one of them that is.... since its a 9 pointer not to stop, though I reckon a cop would see the committing a crime to save your life side of it.

if you really want to ride through such areas carry a bat with you , and some baseballs/cricket balls , as against a big group a weapon is your only hope and such balls give you a defence that you were carrying it to a game rather than brandishing it as a weapon.
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[Marcg868]

Ay Itchy,, Blackely isnt that bad.................. its full of chavs yes, its a shit hole yes, has some alright pubs, the thing you've gotta watch out for tho, is the women are harder than the fucking men

Went back today, fuck me their thick as pig shit in my ex's pub, its no wonder her Dad's a fucking Mancunian dick head. And as for her new bf, fuck me, couldnt sting a sentance together the pissed up scruffy mother fucker.
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[GearboxGeezer]

Dont stop, there are some complete pricks out there. I was watching a group of idiots kicking peoples cars ( there was about 15 of them ) at a traffic light, If I was on my bike I would of just ridden threw the red light.

Makes you wish you had a gun dont it?

[plugger147]

Head down, throttle pinned and go for it if they do try and pull you off a helmet at 40 is gonna fuck an arm right up especailly if they are taking a swing.If you do make contact report it at the local station and tell them you didn't stay at the scene as you were in a dangerous situation. If you get real lucky they might actually do
something about the tossers.
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