Bruised body um.... "bits"

[jonboy22]

Am really bored again and there's five minutes till I ride home, anyway......

Found something out quite interesting the other day....

Was talking about snowboarding with a mate of mine and we got onto horrific injuries. Last winter when she started, she fell off the lift and somehow manadged to land legs splayed right onto her skyback. for those of you who don't snowboard the sky back is a solid piece of plastic much like a childs seaside shovel that sticks up out of the board.

Anyway I said ouch, she said you have no idea, then she got a photo out and I nearly spewed

Christ I didn't know those bits could go that colour, like black, right in there as well.....bleuurgh.

anyway it made me think, can we bloke bruise our nuts?? I mean after all there's alot of fluid down there and I don't know which bit would actually show the bruise if you get my drift....

Oh and how about boobs, do they bruise??
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

[craigie b]

You need to be posting that picture

[Handsome]

Yes, Yes you do.....

For Clarity you understand.....

You can Bruise any part of your body.....

[Jesus_Christ]

Dare someone to type bruised testicle into Google images

I'm at work, so no chance of me searching for it!
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[Rookie]

Land a wheelie hard on a Daytona 675 and you'll find out.

[BanditBitch]

[yambabe]

Oh yes, testicles can bruise!

Somewhere I have a photo of Himself just after we got knocked off about 10 years ago. As he went forward his testicles hit the tank hard enough to make a dent in it (ouch) and a couple of days later they were a vibrant shade of purple, green, yellow and black.
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Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[Flip]

If it has a blood flow it can bruise.

[tokarev]

Jeeez you people are gross...wanting to inspect pictures of bruised sexual organs.

[Rookie]

[Shaun]

[craigie b]

Its more like morbid curiousity than a freaky fetish

[king kong]

Have a vasectomy

[numark1]

[Rob]

[Clanger]

Arnika tablets or cream or distilled witch hazel works wonders for bruising, brings it out really quickly and helps healing.
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[Reevo8]

Pissed blood after getting hit in the bollocks double hard with a football. They felt really sore then.

Had a weird swelling thing recently where my bollocks swelled up to the size of my fists, they hurt everytime my body jolted too, not nice!
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[killa]

Whoa Reevo thats harsh man!

Hope they all sit nicely now

Also...have you ever 'not' spotted a speed bump on the bike before, bad bad, very bad....
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[jonboy22]

Would post a photo but it is a little graphic for public viewing...

Think the thing that shocked me was the fact that the really um delicate bits changed colour, like black....

What a lovely subject to come into work and read....[/quote]
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

[akaDAVE]

Well I scrolled down this thread one click at a time!!

Just waiting for a big pair of hairy blue nuts to appear.

I'm not sure about the nuts themselves but my groin has felt very bruised after riding my bike. Usually it's from those 5inch high seams in concrete roads that you don't see until it's too late, so it's like a 90mph kick in the nuts as your tank shoots back to meet your nuts. ooouuummmpphhhh.
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[Handsome]

I for one will be getting me a Cock Box.....
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[jonboy22]

What the hell is a cock box??

I usually just get a piece of string and connect my belly button ring to my prince albert and that keeps things out the way.... j/k

Um yeah my under carriage tends to take a pounding round the pot holed streets of London. But when you're booting along motorways and dual carriageways do you sit right back in the saddle??
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

[Handsome]

A Groin protector that you wear during sports.....

Although the Urban Dictionary defines it rather differently.....

Luckily I've never smashed my Nuts up the Tank.....Yet.....
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[jonboy22]

I see, a "cod piece"...
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

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