I gave the wife a heart attack!!

[V twin eater]

Not literally, but it shocked her.

My wife bless her is not the smartest of people but I do love her to bits.

I got in from work on friday and walked in with my head down and a kind of staring into space look in my eyes.

Hi hunny she said, after about a second I pretended to shake out of it and said: 'oh, sorry, Hi love'.

What's the matter? she said

'What? nothing, I'm fine'

she said: 'No, something is wrong I know it'

Me: 'Something has happened, something I didn't plan for.'

OMG she says and gasps.

So we sit down on the couch and she says: what is going on

I say: 'Well, I don't know how to say this, but, what I am about to say is going to change our lives'

By this time a tear is at here eyes and she is gasping a lot with a hand to her mouth in anticipation and fear of what is to come.

Me: 'Honey, I think I'm pregnant!'

Her with huge gasp: 'OMG........what?'

I look at her without moving my head from it's bowed position...then began to crack up.

YOU BASTARD I WAS REALLY WORRIED THEN, I THOUGH YOU LOST YOUR JOB OR SOMETHING.

Me pissing my self laughing in stitches didn't really help. I think having to take here out for dinner to make things up, the tantrum and the hour or so of talking through the bedroom door was well worth it.

Anyone else played any pranks/jokes recently?
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[killa]

Ha ha, that crakced me up!
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[bazza]

When I took the Duc for a test ride, I later confessed to SWMBO that I had been out with a hot-blooded Italian, that I couldn't promise that it wouldn't happen again and would she be up for a 3some some time?
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