Monday caption compo

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Feeling a bit blue this afternoon?

Lets make fun of corporate goons... Dance!

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Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

"hu hu hu, bob says he can't come in today, he's got the squits".
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GSXR600

LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

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Very Happy

Well, it made me laugh anyway :p

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Wicked guys!

More!
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map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

"It's your wife. She's just totalled the car and she's leaving you for her hairdresser. Oh, and she says you're a lousy lay and she faked it every time. Now us three are going to laugh at you all day"
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger? Very Happy

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

"ha ha, killa's a major loser in life so tries to mock us for being more successful than him, what a fool"

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

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"Hey ed...you gotta see this...he's black and wears braces!"
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Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

"No boss I'm not shitting you, Tyrone just said he deserves an equal payrise even though he's black!".
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GSXR600

LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

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This ones not as good Smile

LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

The simplicity on that one is genius Luke Very Happy

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

I'm in a meeting darling... please stop with the phone sex!
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Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

michael j · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Karma :

No you can't be part of the Reading Clique, you is a nigger!!
Smile

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Ducati 996

Skunkcap Freddie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Karma :

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which one of you b@stards glued my ear to the phone
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Northern Irish Biker? www.nibikers.com

Fortuna · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Karma :

My Effort.

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

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"Really?!!....the most racially diverse office award....!"
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Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Man on Phone "Why hello there, is this Robertsons Marmelade by any chance?"

Black Guy"I'd really like to promote the fact that our business offers publicity, even if you are black"

Man on Phone "Yeah, we got a new design for your gollywogs here"

Two laughing ladies "(In Unison) HAHAHA and his hair isn't even shredless!!!!!"
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

Man on Phone "No no, you REALLY have to come and see this thing, it's a beast, there are three of us holding it up for him. I thought it was a myth but they really do have bigger ones than us"

Black Guy "Are you sure this is what all the new guys have to do?"
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike Smile

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

"What do you mean " Yo Ain't gone on no stupid plane!"?"

Am your boss Mother fucker. Yer gone fuckin' on it. OK! Ha ha ha.."
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

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Very Happy

Ninja · Caption Abuser Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Karma :

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Hello? haha, Alistair? Yes, it's Andre-hew here, heh heh ... listen, ho ho, I think the, haha, Aircon guys have, chortle been fcuking around with the Gas again ...
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James
4 wheels transport the Body ... 2 wheels transport the SOUL

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

PMSL Lewis, nice one!!! Laughing

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LewisD · Crazy Courier Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Karma :

Ta

Although it's more of a photoshop competition entry, so i feel like i cheated Smile

Teaman · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Karma :

who cares lewis, thats funny Smile

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There is no point in ranting about someone stupid because there is nothing u can do about it. There is no cure for stupid.
Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

Ninja · Caption Abuser Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Karma :

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[cue #Police Squad# theme tune]
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James
4 wheels transport the Body ... 2 wheels transport the SOUL

Ninja · Caption Abuser Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Karma :

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[voice on phone]
...keep calm and pretend there's nothing wrong ...
... we've just had the police on the line asking if Leeroy is at work - apparently he's just murdered his family and is mentally unstable...
... they'll be here in a few minutes ... keep him talking!
... and above all, ACT NATURAL!
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James
4 wheels transport the Body ... 2 wheels transport the SOUL