DVLA Radio Adverts

[Mister James]

These are really starting to get on my man-boobs!

I'm sure we've all heard them, an ominous background noise and a patronising, threatening voice stating that it's the DVLA computer out to get everyone and crush their vehicles. Motorcyclists even get a special mention in an advert that implies that we, of all road users, like to weasel out of our due taxes. The advert seems to air every 4 minutes, which must have cost a fair few quid to finance.

It just irritates me that with all the twats out on the road, riding without insurance or proper documents, and the DVLA is spending its money threatening the mostly law abiding people who DO have those documents, and were stupid enough to give their true details on them!

Can't we get the muslims on this lot, or something?
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[killa]

[Mister James]

I was hoping more for full on suicide bombers, purely because it would help solve two problems! It would even help integration, because normal Britons don't like the DVLA, and could cheer their muslim brethren on!
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
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[Vic]

I know exactly what you mean, and while having a rant about these adverts i would also like to add my DVLA rant...

If you know where everyone is, what cars they have and if they have tax all from your little computers and there is no need for tax check camera vans, why the fcuk do you still place those stupids vans in the layby just off a roundabout on my way to work, causing the stupid people in front, who think its a speed camera van, to slam their brakes on (even tho they are only doing 40 in a 60 /rant

and breathe O i feel so much better now
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[Mister James]

[Marcg868]

DVLA are just tossers.

£80 fine for their fuck up, because their so inept to update their sodding computers, FUCK OFF,

I lost a days wages, fucking petrol to get there and wasted mine, and Manchester County courts time, due to their braindead employees.

I hate the DVLA, fucking inept robbing scum.
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[ram_doom]

BURN THE DVLA I'll come and watch, its less than 10 miles from my house
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[Marcg868]

I'll happiley oblige, fucking scum. I hate them, waste of sodding time.

Also tried charging me because they lost my photocard, when i sent it to be replaced for full bike one.

Stupid cunts.
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JACK, MISS YOU LOADS YOU LEGEND.

[Kickstart]

Hardly like the SORN system has any purpose at all anyway.

All the best

Keith
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[mr jamez]

One of my bikes (well all I own of it now is a V5) has not been taxed or SORN'd for two years and I have heard nothing, must get round to declaring it as 'scrap'
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[edd]

I fucking hate the DVLA, they took 3 months to send my last V5, and then had the audacity to say that i was liable for the last 3 months tax, and that I had commited a criminal offence not sorning it sooner. Bastards.
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[doggone]

Well said - that advert hardly portrays them well.
Some sort of overbearing Big Brother organisation obsessed with its own power.