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steveh
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 Posted: 23:11 - 31 Aug 2006  Post subject: stupid things mothers say.. |
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Take tonight for instance, mum n dad order chinky, we place our orders, mum places hers,
"beef curry with extra mushrooms, and boild rice"
"Why get boiled rice mum?"
"im on a diet, less fat than egg fried rice"
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I love it when fat people order massive pizza's then "diet coke"
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This thread screams Tenacious D, Drive-Thru at me
"Put TWO of them up your ass, and gave me four chicken McNuggets" |
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_Will_
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Steve H
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I remember those good ol' days (Back in the day)...
A. Get Dumped or Dump a long term partner
B. Make Chocolate Ready Break with warm milk and 1/2 bag of sugar to ease the pain.
C. Lock self in bedroom with your chersished vinyl - play 'The Night I Fell In Love' by Luther Vandross over and over again.
D. Mum bangs on Kitchen Ceiling asking for cereal dishes back.
E. Return 14 dishes containing remnants of chocolate Ready Break in them to your Mum.
F. Mum ruffles hair and say 'Alright Love, Fancy a Takeout tonight? My Treat'.
G. Reluctantly agree
H. Return to Bedroom and play 12" version of '(I Aint) Missing You' by John Waite
I. Shout chorus at the top of your voice 'I ain't missing you at all, Since you've been gone away. I ain't missing you, No matter what my friends say'. Feel 100% better - call mates arrange to meet up for a beer at the weekend.
J. Mum says something stupid and you wish you'd arranged to meet up with your friends tonight instead - Relapse to 'C'
If it's any consolation steve you've got 'M. Pull fit bird and realise your better off now than you've ever been' to look forward to 
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