Seph's pussy problem

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

Had a conversation with sephiroth today.

Sephiroth says:
lol
oo know where i can get a kitten?

Scrubber! says:
ummmm
***thinks***

Sephiroth says:
lol sorry, i ask a lot of you don't i?

Scrubber! says:
ok so you want a rally... and a kitten
not heard of either

Sephiroth says:
preferably not at the same time

Scrubber! says:
(not recently i mean)
of course ive heard of them.... just i dont know of any
***thinks***

Sephiroth says:
can you legally strap a cat box to a bike, with said cat inside?
or is illegal cause of wind noise

Scrubber! says:
can't see why not

Sephiroth says:
probably scare the sh1t out of cat

Scrubber! says:
you can do it to a pizza cant you?

Sephiroth says:
yeah but a cat is a LIVING thing

Scrubber! says:
and pizza would make more mess if it splattered on the road
Hmm transportation of livestock

Sephiroth says:
pizza would be more of a waste

Scrubber! says:
i was gonna say that
but i'm too nice

Sephiroth says:
i'm not

Scrubber! says:
glad one of us isnt

Sephiroth says:
right that now brings up another question
if i strapped the cat box to the bike
which way would i put the little door gate thingy
facing my back?
or
facing away
or facing the side

Scrubber! says:
i'd say side
or strap it to a skateboard and drag it along behind you down the M4

Scrubber! says:
have you got a cat thingy with a little door thingy?

Sephiroth says:
yep

Scrubber! says:
down the M4 lol
MEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

Sephiroth says:
haha it'd die

Scrubber! says:
sorry

Sephiroth says:
i could put it in my jacket with it's little head sticking out

Scrubber! says:
but it'd be fun

Sephiroth says:
and put goggles on it

Scrubber! says:
probably best way

Sephiroth says:
doing a ton

Scrubber! says:
your beat will keep it calmer

Sephiroth says:
miaow *jump*

Scrubber! says:
it doesnt need its head out

Sephiroth says:
hmm

Scrubber! says:
but it might upchuck on ya

Sephiroth says:
what happens if a kitten gets stuck in the back wheel
would *i* die?

Scrubber! says:
I'd be more inclined to do the jacket thingy myself
it would be a catastrophe

Sephiroth says:
but good pun
lol

Scrubber! says:
it'd be ok as long as you put your MOG lights on (thats crap)
Embarassed

.....
got one
it would be fine.....
it'd be wearing a CHAIN

Sephiroth says:
lol awesome idea! get it a chain

Scrubber! says:
i am soo gonna post this conversation on BCF

Sephiroth says:
chain the end to the little pillion strap
go for it lol

Anyhow... Can anyone suggest how he could get a kitten home on the bike please? Laughing

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

You could make a wee helmet out of half a tennis ball for it.
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No, a Lime, everyone knows that.

cat helmets are made out of limes.
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melon! it a melon! Laughing

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jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

blatantly a coconut....
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Just put it in a tankbag. Thumbs Up

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map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Here's a pic of a cool pussy... Very Happy

https://www.my-mc.com/messages/16/73124.jpg

FWIW there was a bike with a purple animal carrier on it at Squires on Sunday. Anyone here admit owning/riding it?

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queen of string · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

that is so cool Ste you source the weirdest stuff Smile

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Sephiroth · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Karma :

So is it legal to take a pussy on a bike?

map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

There's this carry system as well...
https://www.roofbox.co.uk/gal/dbg/ERUSB-MA_01G.jpg
This guys got some pussy and a dog on his bike Wink

click image for info
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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

You could get a top box and cut a hole in the top for it.

It is actually a Lime by the way...
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hmmmnz · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

in new zealand it is, sorry i don't know about here
how about this one
https://perso.orange.fr/mike.werner/BlogPics/CatonBike.jpg
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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

ive taken cats to the vet in the under seat storage of my scooter
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seemed fine to me
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suzi_bandit · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Karma :

If you're gonna shove it down a jacket, shove it down your girlfriends jacket. The kitty will scram, your boobies will bleed, and it will hurt.
If I were you I wouldn't carry the cat in anything that it can see out of. It'll be very very frightened and cats tend to like to hide in the dark when they're scared. Maybe a rucksack with something like a towel in it that it can climb into? Do all you can to cut down the wind noise.
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lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

D'oh

Just had an idea.... I might be able to help you out next weekend if you're interested! Rolling Eyes

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Yoshi · Traffic Copper Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Karma :

Borrow a car. Confused

Just because we ride bikes, doesn't mean we have to do absolutely everything on bikes.

Next thread: "I am moving house, any idea how I could put all my furniture on the back of my bike???" Rolling Eyes

Don't take the cat on the bike, it is cruel and you willl frighten it.
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plugger147 · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Karma :

Stick it on the back seat and stick a few bungie straps over it, it'll be fine. Very Happy

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A bike trailer. Cool

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