Ever left yourself tight ? Excuse ?

[JodieWodie]

Ooo err missus

Nah.. seriously
I am a nob
I was 'working from home' the past 6 weeks
This past week I.. well, couldn't be ar*ed truthfully I go back to work tomorrow So trying to fit 30 hours work into 2 hours
NOT quite working

SO I thought I would waste me time here and pretend it isn't there Cool idea

I COULD say to them my arms are in splints and I can't type, but I don't think splints made of loo roll and duct tape would quite pull it off

*Panic mode*
Be calm.... it's fine. What can they do ???
O yeah. The sack
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"

[Teaman]

yep, your a knob
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There is no point in ranting about someone stupid because there is nothing u can do about it. There is no cure for stupid.
Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

[colin1]

dog ate it

and start looking for another job
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[Delvard]

Go and find puss, give it some treats, stroke it...Everything will be fine
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A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still will keep A bower quiet for us, and a sleep Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.

[stinkwheel]

Well. The way I see it, you have 10 hours before the start of work tomorrow.

Red bull time.

[phantomtek]

I like leaving myself tight, robby appreciates it more that way.

[andrea]

All the time, I like a challenge

[lozzypop1]

You didnt save it all... and your computer crashed?
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Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[Suzuki]

6 weeks work is 30 hours?

Should be a piece of piss to cram it into 10 hours. I reckon a days work can be crammed into a 3rd of the time if you really have to. You just need a serious motivator.

For example, I managed to do an entire years software development project (3,500 lines of code) and a 10,000 word dissertation in 5 days.
Granted I only slept for 8 hours the whole week, but I did get it in before the deadline, and still got a mark of 64% for the work.

That project was the deciding factor in what degree I would leave university with. Ended up with a 2:1.

Get yourself a strong, black, sugary coffee, and get your head down. 10 hours straight and you'll have it whipped!


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<Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
Ride: 1999 Suzuki GSXR600 (yellow/black) IRC: Stats - Relationship Map

[TheShaggyDA]

Blame it on a clumsy kid, if you have one handy.
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[DAF]

Hmmm, looks like you're in need of some self help techniques from our friends across the pond i.e. overanalytical theories for stating the bleedin' obvious

https://www.mindtools.com/pages/article/newHTE_96.htm

God bless America
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[JodieWodie]

Ahh... fak it

I just caved in

My bosses have no idea what the fek I do / how long stuff takes anyhoo
I will just wing it
Will say... "Simply so much more complex..." and blah dee blah

[Rookie]

You didn't do your work.

Your bra isn't ready to wear.

One seems to be a solution to the other!

[instigator]

Women problems.







I'll be fucked if that doesn't work.

[syl]

[Suzuki]