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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Eggs Reply with quote
If you think life is bad.....
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 12 other guys
But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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_Will_
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Old, bad, noooooooo the joke is rotting my poor poor brain.
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TOM M
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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T1z3R
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
cheered me up Thumbs Up Very Happy
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jonboy22
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Thumbs Up

But it could be worse.....

you could be Freddy the Rice Crispie, only born with one lung.....
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Pte1643
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eggs are poison... Sick

They deserve to get beaten.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 08 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Found your old joke book Johnny? Wink Mr. Green
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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 09 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like the yolks on you, Johnny

etc etc ad nauseum
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 09 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bugger off you lot, i'd never heard it b4.
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quacker_boy
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 09 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Johnny GSX-R wrote:
Bugger off you lot, i'd never heard it b4.


Neither, i found it amusing Laughing
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