You are what you eat

[stinkwheel]

I see that sour-faced cow is back on channel 4 right now.

I swear that woman will not be happy until everyone she meets is as bitter and miserable as she appears to be herself.

Die at the age of 55 with a perfectly healthy body because you shot yourself in the head from the misery of it all.

Want to look at a poo? Watch me eat a donner kebab with all the trimings then go out and have six pints of McEwans 80'/. Comes out like a fucking beer can the next morning, draw an ace every time.

[dodsi]

Erm, my response to that would have to be.

LOL

[Dragonfly]

She looks like she was locked in an attic and lived on cob webs for 40 years. She does my bap in!
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[byke95]

Agreed.

To be fair, the people she 'sorts out' do seem like they'd benifit from some education about their diet, they just seem to be completely clueless; it's just a shame it has to be her giving the education!

[Dragonfly]

I wonder will they stay that way though. And clueless yes, i was shocked at the amount of crap some people where eating in a week and needed her to stop them. But they did benefit.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[JodieWodie]

She DOES look like (what she examines)...SH*T !
True

All haggard and manky
Like a snotty tissue for a face

A lot is common sense
Eat chips and lard for breakfast, you will get fat and die quicker

She should see my poo sometimes ! She would have a FIT

I would not trust her. Eat like her and look like THAT !?
Erm... no thanks. I will tell you what.. when i initially got pregnant I was 9 stone..I had severe morning sickness and dropped to 8 stone (bad for me), and I looked like death
Compared to her, I looked GLOWING back then

A film springs to mind. O yeah DEATH BECOMES HER
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[Dragonfly]

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[Harold_Shand]

I had a very bad poo once.

It was also in a very bad toilet.

I was very tired, it served as something of a low point in my life.

Poo, natures dipstick.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Visitor Q]

My dad works for a publishing company, and he has to deal with her all the time. He hates her with a passion. Shes not actually got any qualifications.

And i can tell you now poo means fuck all. Poo is mainly bacteria and bile salts... hmmm, you can tell alot from that.

Shes just a complete jam rag, and i wish she'd die. And everyone is right, she does look fucking awful.
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[Dragonfly]

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[Jebus]

she is a nutter, wont let anybody just do the one thing that all properly qualified people and doctors etc etc say eat a balanced diet have burgers booze fizzy drinks etc but in moderation she wants everybody to eat seed and salad and nothing else. Remeber when she came up to aberdeen and really pissed the whole city off by saying you cant eat rowies, local roll things lots of butter and salt but not 2 bad. If eating all that stuff she eats makes you as bitter and ulgy as that i say bring on the grease!
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[suzi_bandit]

I hate having a poo the day after I've had a hot curry!

Just thought... Years ago I was out walking my dog and he was acting really strange. He kept yelping, turning round to look at his arse, then just bolting. Took me a while to suss out what was the matter.
He had a bad dose of bombay ring and was too scared to take a crap!
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[Minty]

You are what you eat?


I'm a c*nt.


























Coat on.....................door just being unlocked and then I will be out of your hair.
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[zaknafien]

Can't say i've ever had the displeasure of watching the show.

Yay for not watching shite on TV. \o/
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[squid36]

that makes me fast cheap and easy then
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[The View Askew]

Whether you die healthy or you die unhealthy, you still fucking die.

I'm going to have fun and eat what ever I see fit, if i'm worried about my health, I will, by myself, sort it out.

If I don't, and as a result die, I brought it upon myself.

What is it with trying to opinionate people.

The lady can go to hell.
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[LewisD]

That makes me a fillet steak with Bearnaise sauce and carmalised shallots!

Wewt! (Also the best meal ever, take heed women looking to impress fellas!)

[St0rmer66]

Ah, so I'm not the only one who gets pissed off with this stupid program. It's a total pile of ****. Who says the kids are gonna carry on eating the same things they do now? Who says they'll carry on doing the same activities? How the **** does doing family activities increase lifespan?

AND.. to be honest the presenter looks a bit like she's had a few too many choccy bars from the fridge!

Of course after posting this I'm beginning to think I'm thinking of a totally different programme, so feel free to ignore me if that's the case .
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[Jesus_Christ]

Yep, that the "killing the kids" one. Also a pile of arse!
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[Luke_Retrofly]

"how clean is your house" now thats quality programming, yay channel 4
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[lozzypop1]

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I've not seen this program but all this hatred towards it makes me want to check it out for myself
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