ive lost my keys....

[gavin]

anyone seen them?

....and dont tell me to look where i last had them, its all ive heard for the last hour and its driving me nuts!!

[T1z3R]

https://www.susandunn.cc/google%20your%20keys.jpg
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duck my sick!

[lozzypop1]

Front door, (kids fave trick)
Ignition, (fave trick)
Stairs (thats where I sometimes dump mine)
Top of settee, chair (whichever's nearest entrance)
coat pocket (obvious one)
Other coat pocket (Hmm)
Next to your wallet, phone on fireplace,
Under computer desk,
On bed,
Behind carrier bag on kitchen table/worktop,
Next to kettle,
Under mail dumped on side.

Hope you find them (can you help me find mine?)
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Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[matt_uk]

from lee evans..


dont you hate it when people say your keys are always in the last place you look.. " of course they fuckin are, im not gunna find them and keep on looking "

i thought ill brighten up the spirit

but no i havent seen them..
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[michael j]

In your helmet?
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[Dragonfly]

I am master for that especially when i am in a rush for work. I delibratly put mine on the key wrack last night trying to get in the habbit of that now.
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Kickstart]

Or for the really strange, how about in the larder or freezer.

All the best

Keith
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[TheShaggyDA]

They're over there -->
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[Groove]

Dont lie, there over there <--
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[gavin]

i found them at 1.am. not in any of those locations, but you can keep guessing if you like, i'll give good karma to the first person to guess right!

[LustyLew]

In your bike gear?
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[Finglonga]

[matt_uk]

in your pocket
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- - - CAR - - - Passed Theory 20/07/06 - - - Lessons, Test on 15th Jan 08... Passed 2 minors

[dodsi]

I have a habbit of leaving mine in the ignition and leaving the bike outside tesco etc with the keys in!

[Trixie]

Were they under a cushion on a chair/sofa?
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[bazza]

Stuffed up a tramp's chuff?
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'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[map]

In the fridge?
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Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[Groove]

In your hand?

Ive done that way to many times
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[stinkwheel]

In your shoe/boot?

On a piece of string round your neck (that's where I keep my bike keys at rallies etc.)

[Dragonfly]

down sofa

in your woman
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[ram_doom]

The funniest part is when you start looking in places you know that they couldnt possibly be, like behind the oven, or in the garage, which you havent been in for the last 6 months
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TL1000s, KDX200

[gavin]

ok a clue.......its something soft and cozy that someone sometimes sleeps in.....

[TheShaggyDA]

Rubber bus shelter?
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[lozzypop1]

Dressing gown pocket...?
Nice pic btw shaggyDA!
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Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[Walloper]