What is it with white tranny drivers?

[MattHirst]

Well i was going to my sisters today and coming down a NSL road doing 60 (almost maxed out...doh) anyway, this tranny started pulling out so i jumped on the brakes and so did he...well i gave him the little shake of the head ad i carried on and he followed.

Anyway, there was a roundabout ahead where i turned left and he followed me....this road is quite wide but twisty with the odd long straights, well i overtook a few cars and he insisted on following me driving about 2 feet from my bumper (and that isn't an exageration either) so every so often o just pulled the brake leaver a few times (enough to put the light on but not brake) and he persisted on carrying on so i dropped it a gear and wound it on gaining a bit of space and then put on the brakes a bit so he had to slam on.

Well, he gave the odd curse and 'you wanker' sort of malarky and this is where the road gets quite twisty....i may only be on a 125 but it seems to go round corners well enough for me.

Well he sped up driving right on my tail again being a right tit smuggler generally being a wanker, obviously a dude on a bike (i know, a measly 125 ) on a road that i know very well.....and a retarded freak in a tranny trying to give chase...well he got very pissed off in other words .

At the end of this road (its about 4 miles long is this road) there is traffic lights for a T junction.....i stop, drop it into neutral (lights had just changed, and i know these take forever) and i looked in my mirror and the bloody van is there...about 6 inches away from my bike at the most and i see him open his door and jump out. So side stand down and jump off the bike, he must of been about 5'10" and as skinny as a trout on a diet. I'm 14 stone, 6'3"...in fully leathers, well he soon got in his van, ran a read light and sped off (luckily in the direction i was going anyway )

So, i carried on doing 60 (another NSL road and also very twisty) and this other guy ( i mean where the feck did he come from) opened the back door and threw a melon at me (i mean WTF?)..luckily for me and him, it missed me but he pulled up in a gravelly layby sort of thing so i did the same (about to give them both a good beating.

So i jump off my bike and the guy in the back opens the door again with a rock, yes you heard me...A ROCK in his hand...so i run over before he has the chance to throw it and slam the door...trapping his foot and possibly his hand..didnt take much notice....Again the drive just sped off, did a u-turn further down the road and sped up the road without even giving eye contact.

So the moral of the story is....never give in to trannys....they will never come out on top (saying that, how much vans do you find with a rock and a melon in the back )

Also, why do they persist on being such wankers and arseholes?

Anyway, got to my sisters and just pissed myself laughing....what a fun day i've had

Anyone else had any encounters (how ever amusing or violent they may be )

Did any of that actally make sense?

[pwntifex]

A melon..And a rock?
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Marcg868]

Id of made him eat the melon persoanlly But fuck um just let dick heads like that pass over your head. They lead a sad boring life driving a Tranny van.
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[0ddball]

Sounds like you're out to kick more arse than Arnie.

[Mister James]

Maybe he got pissed off at being called a trans-gender gentleman?

Personally, I'd have been straight on the phone to the Dibble with his reg and descriptions. Throwing shit out of the back of vans is a big no-no in my book.
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[angryjonny]

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[MattHirst]

Hehe...i tried to note down the vans reg (well mentally) but i have a hard time remembering my own nevermind someone else.

Oh and SpannerMonkey....i have a very short temper...already thrown a 18inch adjustable accross the workshop at work...and i have only been there 4 month

I do love winding people up on the road though..got to let out that bit of road rage now and again

[TheDonUK]

Thats classic... he threw a melon.... hahaha

[GearboxGeezer]

dont wonna seem like a know it all and all that..

But if I was you I wouldnt of followed the van after he drove away from you ( he was scared obviously ) Im pretty sure he wouldnt of given 2 shits on slamming the brakes on you and actually making you hit him and then drive off leaving you there..

But well done for taking on 2 people

[THCi]

A MELON?! Well, Ive heard it all now!
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[colin1]

and maybe somewhere on a white van driver forum, some bloke is asking why all bikers are nutters and is telling this story but from the perspective of a poor van driver being accosted by a biker
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[angryjonny]

[MattHirst]

[Marcg868]

Wouldnt see me giving money to my lil sister, spoilt little fucker
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JACK, MISS YOU LOADS YOU LEGEND.

[MattHirst]

Shes my big sister (hehe 21)....has 2 kids (5 years and 4 1/2 month) so doesn't work so i help her out a bit

I got another sis to, shes 19 in december...but shes loaded, works in marks and sparks (Well until saturday and then shes going to uni)...but she is a tight bitch, never lends me or my other sister money when we need it, damn that behatch

[Marcg868]

[andrea]

Yeah i had a white van driver following me when i was filtering yesterday, i mean WTF?! No melons or rocks though

[Captain Caveman]

https://www.ratemymelons.com/

Don't know if this is any good to you??

PS: Might not be so wise to look on the works PC!
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[MattHirst]