Stopping a car with a bike

[Itchy]

How would you stop a car with a bike , considering Siggi's recent post which may have turned him into a smear on the road, anybody any ideas on how?.

Sure bikes are faster and more maneavuorable but the lack of width is a hinderance here.

Why'd I want to stop a car, oh come on guess

Any ideas?.

Ta
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[Itchy]

Unsuspecting person , who may turn into crush you like a bug trying to escape , if that person gets spooked.
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[06R6]

you could stop a great number of cars quite quickly if you threw a bike off a motorway bridge on the M6 at around 4.30 in the afternoon.

[Keen]

I'd find a safe place to overtake cleanly, then once I was up front indicate left and point at the side of the road, slow down a bit (being sure to show brake light) and pull over very gradually myself.

That way if they're harmless they'll get it and probably stop, if they're a nutter/scared they can just go round you.
But if I knew it was a nutter or I/we had a grudge, theres no way I'd try to get him to stop. If I really wanted to have a chat I'd just get the reg, hang back calmy and see where they head to. If you act like you're just going their way they're not gonna get spooked.
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[Finglonga]

Stop em like this...

https://www.roadskill.org/images_content/15facts.jpg

https://static.flickr.com/34/67957309_cd5b4b459a_m.jpg
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[sagalout]

haha, nice sig

[ram_doom]

With a brick or a rock straight through the side window in their face
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[michael j]

Small can of chain lube or similar stashed on or near the clocks, liberally sprayed over targets windscreen should do the trick. I'm sure I read that on here.

I know I'll be carrying it from now on.
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[Itchy]

Violence / criminal damage or damage to my bike or car = no

let me fill you in on the back story

I filtered got stuck saw girl in a car from my past who for various reasons I never managed to nail (for reasons of my own stupidity at the time , rather than you are a fat ugly cunt I'd never shag you if you were the last man alive ) who looks like Mementomori with red hair, been 3 years since we spoke wanted to stop her to get her my number to either catch up in a lets be friends sort of way perhaps more...

heavy traffic , didn't want to spook her , couldn't think of any way to stop her that would not spook her or risk being turned into road kill and this ain't the USA we have helmet laws = hard to be recognised.
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[ram_doom]

[Finglonga]

If you know her name put it on your back somehow .....

"OY SEXY MISS 'X' PULL OVER"

Pull in front of her car a nd flag her down.
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