If your bike was a car...

[mrchips]

....what would it be?


I'd say the CBR400 would be a bit of a Saxo VTS/106GTI - small and cramped but begs to be thrashed and loves the bends.
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[V2]

if my bike was a car....

...it wouldnt be fun anymore

[ram_doom]

if my bike was a car....

It would be for sale
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[Whosthedaddy]

It would be the 'Police Aware' abandoned looking one at the side of the road
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[kawakid]

I'd say the ER5 would be some thing like a Fiat Punto, ie cheap as chips.


(PS sister's just bought one, ie 06 anyway its doesn't even have a cd or aircon!!!!)

[G]

For my 'better' SV:
https://www.dpr-racing.co.uk/images/race_2001_silverstone/race_silverstone_09(on_track_2).jpg
A car designed to pop to the shops or get you to work and back, not used for that purpose .

[TheShaggyDA]

Probably a VW 1.4 Polo TDi. Nothing particularly special, but reliable, economical and fun.
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[Johnny GSX-R]

Mine would be a Dodge Viper.

Swoopy body, brutish power delivery, mechanical symplicity yet with modern quality, useable on a daily basis, goes like hell and will turn with a bit of encouragement.

The Viper is a legend too with a cult following.

[0ddball]

A Subaru Impreza. Loud, raw and showy yet a bit agricultural feeling. Hit the throttle and everyone looks, some in admiration, some in disgust.

[hazza]

my rxs would probably be reliant robin lol....cheap, cheerful, a bit shit but does the job well enough
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[scol1]

Hummer. Big,not particularly fast,but could pull a house end down
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[mr.z]

It would be a tractor.
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[ColdInsomnia]

An old-model ford fiesta.

Noisy, old, and 99% of the time blue.
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[pwntifex]

Invalid carriage.
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[lilredmachine]

[krebsy]

The Bandit 600 would be the Saxo.

Cheap, inexperienced riders/drivers use them all the time and they are all modded to fuck...

K.
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[Rookie]

The Cat would be an Audi RS4. Goes like stink when you want it to, but you can ride around on it all day as well.

[Swim41]

Skoda Estelle!
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[palmer]

a smart roadster.

shit in a straight line but a joy in the corners. also both are made of lego.

[Keen]

I'd like to think it was like a Skoda Octavia RS, common brand and unassuming looks, practical on a daily basis, but goes and handles surprisingly well.

That or maybe a 1.8/2.0 vectra...
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[DaveH]

Datsun 240z


EDIT: Soddit I'm posting photos too!!!!

[map]

SAAB 900 Turbo
Old, reliable (ish) but capable of getting places quite quick.
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[Gazdaman]

I rekon the bandit is a 1.8 petrol VW golf.

Slightly boring, but looks ok, goes pretty well and nicely reliable.

Gaz

[Dragonfly]

A morris minor though less would fall of that car.
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[killa]

Took me sometime to think about it, i think my ZX7R would be the mighty Mitsubushi 3000 gto twin turbo if it was a car.

It's been around for an age, not a lot changed, it isn't the ultimate road machine out there, big and brutal looking, it sure does pull but isn't to everyones taste.

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/b0_12-1.jpg

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/80_1.jpg
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