Welcome to the UK!

[Leggy_Girl]

A Somalian arrives in Croydon as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says,"You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by; "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!"

The person says, "I am no Blitish, I am flom Hong Kong."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not British!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?"

"No", she says, "I am from Romania!"

So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the British?"

The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says....





















"Probably at work."
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[R1stu]

Not True!

We cant get jobs cause all the Polish/Indian/Russian/NON UK people have them.


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[Runaway987]

^ What he said.

The "Foreigners took my job" = Bullshit.

If you are actually going to moan because polish people are picking tomatoes out of fields and indians are on manufacturing lines then wow.

I'd rather mouth off about my tax paying for drunks, brawlers, fat people, smokers etc on the NHS before I worried about foreign people keeping my economy buoyant with their pitiful wages because people like you are too British to work them.

[matt_uk]

Haha
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[Rookie]

They took er jerbs!

[Leggy_Girl]

[Minty]

Good Joke

Hold on, I live in Croydon
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[JodieWodie]

Err...that was a JOK E, not a fukin debate !

HA Funny as shit*
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[LondonBiker]

They only take your job because they can do it better than you.

Good joke.

[TheShaggyDA]

Cheaper <> better.
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