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killa
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Drunk chinese man bites Panda! WTF! Reply with quote
https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 08:15 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
4 beers and he's leathered?

Serves the stupid cnut right

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Marcg868
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:
4 beers and he's leathered?

Serves the stupid cnut right

Res


I bet you've been pissed off less ! Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:
4 beers and he's leathered?

Serves the stupid cnut right

How does that make them a stupid c-nut? And why call someone that anyway Confused, did you mean 'cunt' by any chance?

Personally, I wish I could properly drunk from four beers, would make a night out a hell of a lot cheaper.
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Dusty
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can relate to this.

I've had four beer nights where if I'd got the chance to hug a panda I probably would have tried. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Mr.Everready
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:
4 beers and he's leathered?

Serves the stupid cnut right

Res


He had 4 draught beers, doesn't say what size they were !
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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 22 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was saying hes a stupid cunt for biting a panda. It was a seperate point from him being a lightweight.

Bwfc i havent been drunk off four beers ever

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PostPosted: 14:15 - 22 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I believe the japanese have a genetic disability when it comes to alcahol. They have a stronger reaction to it than us westerners who are all bassically thoroughbred alcaholics.

I saw this story in the paper the other day and pissed myself laughing, the blokes description was hilarious.

Panda's do look quite huggable but I wouldn't be that stupid.

Fair play for biting it back though! Shocked
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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 22 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol. I love that when stupid people think cos an animal is fluffy they arent evil.

All animals are evil. ALL of them.

Just depends how much they trust you if they let you get away with crap.

But basically its more a case of chinese midget gets both his legs nearly amputated by a massive panda, and manages to gum so fur in retaliation.

I bet the panda is still in shock Laughing
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mr.z
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 22 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
akaDAVE wrote:
I believe the japanese have a genetic disability when it comes to alcahol. They have a stronger reaction to it than us westerners who are all bassically thoroughbred alcaholics.


Actually the japanese and many asians (not all, somehting like half) lack an enzyme "aldehyde dehydrogenase" which breaks down "acetylaldehyde" so a few beers can make them feel pretty ill, before they actually get drunk (also bright red face, fast heatbead and generall wooseyness).. not to mention there not so attacted to the pies, add that to lower average height = less mass = less beer = more drunk.

That really did make me smile though, he only wanted to give it a hug awwww.. its a fecking bear!! allthough chances are he's never hered that pandas are just as likely to bite your face off as the average bear..
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