Sent to the Headmasters Room?

[andrea]

Does anyone recall memories of antics that led to being called into the Headmaster's room at school?

My first memory of school was when i was around 6 or 7 and in Mrs Clarke's class. Basically, we all had to sit on the floor cross-legged while she told us a story. Ive always liked to go against the grain so i decided i'd put my legs out straight...she tripped over them

Anyway so i was called into the Head Mistresses room, and i remember looking at a big picnic basket on the table and thinking to myslef " well atleast i know what her office is like now!" don't recall much else from it, except that when my nan picked me up for lunch she picked some roses out of her garden for me to take to her

Anyone else have any memories of the like? Or were you all good?

[zaknafien]

Most of my school life was spent in the headmasters room. They tried to force me to learn stuff I had no use for, when they wouldn't let me leave they got the furniture lobbed at them until they did.
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[tony532]

yes many times for fighting,smoking and kicking a door off it's hinges.

it was only masonic handshakes i'm led to believe that kept me from being expelled from private school.
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[TheShaggyDA]

I got sent to the Headmaster's room for "standing on someone's head". My accuser was there already, and I was asked what my version of events were. I said it wasn't strictly true, I only used one foot. I was told not to do it again. Whoopdedo.
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[Dazbo666]

Was sent to the headmaster in infants school for dragging another student along the corridor my their hair. I still don't remember why I did it or who the unfortunate person was, but I vaguely remember that we were playing a game that went too far.

Also sent to the deputy head at junior school for emptying a packet of itching powder down someones back.... and another time during a science lesson for squirting Elizabeth Evans with viscera from a sheeps eye that we were dissecting

Was also whacked with a variety of sporting accessories in high school by our PE teacher... (having a whack across the ar$e with an aluminium relay baton stuck in my mind purely because it stung so much I was jumping round the athletics field for a good 10 minutes)

Thank God they don't have corporal punishment at work


EDIT: Oh, and having a formal disciplinary at college for "discharging" a replica handgun inside the building
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[Dragonfly]

I rang the school to get my mate out and i pretended to be her mum though they didnt believe me and dialed 1471 and i forgot to dial 141 they called back and found out it was me as they knew i was her mate and of course my voice etc. I got called up and was threatened with suspension.

Then i was caught smoking loads and i never hid it because my mum and dad knew i smoked and i even smoked round them, once one of the nuns (satin) caught me asked if i was smoking , i said yes and then she accused me of lying deaf bat! had 9 of us lined up in the office and they went down the line asking if anyone was smoking i was the only one that admitted it, they called my parents in front of everyone and my mum said "tell me something i dont know" and hung up

Then there was the time i had the nose stud and i got away with it cause i got my doctor to write me a note saying if i took it out and put it in again it would cause infection. So i got to keep it in.

Emmm i caused a riot at parent teacher meeting when a teacher throw a book at me in her class i said it in front my parents and she wriggled out of it. I threw her cup down on the table to demonstrate how hard she threw the book. My dad was laughing my mum wasnt. she later threw me out of her class.

Near strangling someone that took the piss out of my gran just when i found out she died. Temper got the better of me and she was in the office crying, we sorted that out civilly though.

had a few teachers in the principals office for being rude to the class and they had to apologise. Also had teachers apologise to me on the phone for being arseholes. Teachers needed discipline in my school .

Threw a nun down the toilet because she thought i was smoking in the cubicle and i said if i wanted one i would go outside. She ruined my loo time and when i opened the door she wanted to see what i done in there so my foot lifted and kicked her and she accidently on purpose fell down the loo.

I could not find my uniform for my exams so i wore half of it i could find and they would not let me in to do them so i ended up in an argument again in the principals office and they sat me with the pervy teacher in a room on my own where i filled in shit allover the paper cause they never taught us most the subjects as there where missing teachers. I started uproar about that also.

I have loads more. As you have gathered i dont let people run me down

More to follow
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[matt_uk]

Got sent there quite a few times..

Used to get sent out of class to stand outside/ goto the class next door at least once a day in year 3 and 4 though.. got better towards year 6..

Then went to senior school, and became bad again..

I wasnt a good kid in school
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[hellkat]

I just used to always get put out of class for giggling

Me and my mates used to set each other off, sometimes just by looking at each other, and end up with those fits of impossible-to-control giggles that seemed to last for hours when you were afflicted with them.

Our headmistress - a gorgon of a nun, who was stick thin and despite only having one lung could still shout loud enough to inspire fear into all girls from 1st to 7th forms - used to roam the corridors during lessons and if you were found outside the classroom, even just the tongue-lashing you got from her was as bad as doing detentions.


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[Ste]

Changing the logo on the login screens for every computer around the college to a swastika wasn't appreciated very much mainly cos the staff didn't know how to change it back.

[djr]

Only time i remember being sent to the head teachers office was when one girl in my class wouldn't quit insulting me so i called her a nigga... (which she was...) she told the teacher...

[djr]

[Misc]

I've had teachers wanting to fight me because i could hold an argument where most kids would just be quiet.

Slammed up against a locker by a teacher, same teacher who got my mate in a headlock.

My form form tutor told me 'i would gladly end my teaching career now' he would of like to hit me.

I eventually got expelled for not filling in my report card of all things.

Who needs school, i got my qualifications at college.

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[lozzypop1]

A few that spring to mind.

1. Chewing Gum - Got me into so much trouble, I was sent out of chemistry for the whole term for 'masticating' and had to complete my classwork at lunch-time.
A piece of chewing gum with (supposedly with my DNA on - prove it sir) found it's way into the lock of my maths classroom door.

2. Fighting - Melanie Morris was a bully all through primary school and finally I stood up to her in secondary school. Might of been alright with this one had I used my head, but no... I had to tell her in front of the Head of Year that I would have F****ing killed her were I not dragged off.

3. Porn Magazines - I genuinely were minding them for a friend!

4. Sex Education - The whole class caused our Biology teacher to finally have a nervous breakdown when it was the 'birds and the bees' module.

5. Bunking off, Smoking, etc - As did all kids, I much prefered to be messing about on the river to being stuck in a classroom on a hot summer's day!
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[stinkwheel]

Almost had a seat reserved there.

Err.
Fighting,
Taking weapons to school,
Causing explosions,
Releasing noxious gasses,
Drunkeness,
Failure to do homework,
Failure to do the detention for not doing the homework,
Failure to do the detention for not doing the detention for not doing the homework (I eventually won that one ),
Not going to the class I was supposed to be in,
Going to school on the bus then going fishing.
Waterbombs.
Pea shooters.
Fireworks.
Water pistols.
Leaving my Higher chemistry exam an hour early (Got 100% )
Telling people about the risks involved with the measles vaccination program and telling people the vaccine was originally cultured on human embryos (did not go down well at all, even presented himself with references. Turned into a debate about informed consent, which he lost.)
Questioning as to my possible involvement with the presence of live rabbits in the school nature garden

And a couple of times at my own instigation for:
Withdrawing myself from religious education.
Demanding the school reschedule the timetable so I could study the subjects I wanted (they did).
Excusing myself from wearing the 'prescribed' school uniform on the basis that I was dressed more smartly than the teaching staff (this was extended to the whole of fifth and sixth year).


Many others.

The last time was for a glass of sherry when my brother won the dux medal as a former dux winner myself.

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[RealNinja]

I was sent and repremanded once for writing 'I am not a number, i am a free man!' next to the box that required your candidate number in my GCSE's
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[Annabella]

As a good little girl at school (well, I just never got found out ) I only ever ventured into the Headmistresses Office when we were interviewed for our A'level choices. As I had chosen Physics and our Headmistress was a physics buff she spent the entire half an hour recommending books to read over the Summer holidays.

Our Headmistress was a funny woman, she was skeletal, she floated rather than walked, had an uncanny ability to be anywhere you weren't supposed to be (or witness you eating/running in the corridors - heaven forbid!!) and yet she rarely dished out punishment - that was always left to the hard nut Deputy.
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[angryjonny]

I had a history teacher who once sent half a class out for being English (I went to school in Wales).

"Everyone who's English, stand up"
Half the class sheepishly shuffle to their feet
"GET OUT!"
Half the class sheepishly shuffle to the door

[Whosthedaddy]

Me and some friends aged 9 or 10 were spilt up into different classes for being dick heads. I was sent to the headmasters office for being a shit or arguing with the new teacher.

I ended up sitting outside his office making a 3D Tudor house for the next week all on my own. This actually became the entrance piece to the up and coming teacher parent evening with pics of me making it. Some how I did nt really feel I was being punished with having some peace and quiet with something that actaully interested me
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[Minty]

Sent many times, usually based around generally not bothering to do anything.

Do recall that one time, whilst waiting outside the head of years office I could see into the classroom of which I had just got kicked out of. Saw 2 of my mates rumaging through my rucksack to get at my Cadbury Chocolate Fingers.

There are some things in life a mate should not touch. Me chocolate fingers probably sit on top of that list

I have never got over it.
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