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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 26 Sep 2006    Post subject: Lock up your daughters! Reply with quote
Me and M1ke are back. Wink

Might wanna put ya mums and grans in the cupboard too, rumour has it distortion has net access back too.
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 26 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck locking up your daughters, watch Boxing Helena
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Yoshi
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 26 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Christ! I can remember my granfather having that film but I never knew what it was!!!! Confused Laughing It about chopping peoples arms and legs off!
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's been so nice and peaceful the last few weeks.

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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeah lock up your daughters, cause I want em first Wink

Ill bring the lube, you bring the baseball bat Twisted Evil

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yambabe
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not much danger from M1ke I believe, 16meg broadband is great, unless your broadband is in Stoke and your computer is in Shrewsbury...... Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Toby R wrote:
Fuck locking up your daughters, watch Boxing Helena


See it years ago on VHS, everyone at work thinks I'm making it up as it sounds too bizarre to be real.
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Annabella
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh god, it's been so lovely Sad


Go back to your love-nest boys, leave us innocents alone!!!
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bazza
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Re: Lock up your daughters! Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Me and M1ke are back.


I can hardly contain my indifference.
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
How's life in the house then? Anyone written on your head in your sleep again yet? Laughing
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Re: Lock up your daughters! Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
I can hardly contain my indifference.


Shut it Bazza, your daughters first on my list. Razz
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bazza
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Re: Lock up your daughters! Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
your daughters first on my list. Razz


What a coincidence.
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distortion
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
zaknafien wrote:
How's life in the house then? Anyone written on your head in your sleep again yet? Laughing


Not yet, M1ke has rather strange sleeping patterns and were trying to figure out how they work.

House is cool, am looking at a cat of MY own tomorrow hopefully.

Glad you all missed us !!! were having a few problems with the broadband at the minuite, wont let us on msn or get to ebay (latter probably a good thing to be honest).
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TOM M
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wondered where youd all got 2, welcome back Thumbs Up
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Susi
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PostPosted: 01:52 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, it seems I've bothered to post for the first time in over a year.

So I guess I'm sort of back too. Razz
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PostPosted: 03:38 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Susi wrote:
So I guess I'm sort of back too. Razz


\o/, nearly had a heart attack when I saw the name! Very Happy
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Susi wrote:
So I guess I'm sort of back too.


STFU and get your own thread, unless your going to do something useful like explain contraception to zaknafien.
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Susi
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
He doesn't need contraceptives, he needs sterilisation.

Btw, how many are you on now Zak?
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
what made u return to this shit hole Laughing

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Susi
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got bored.

Plus after spending last weekend with Bella and Laura, I couldn't resist.
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msgander
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
my god is lawa still alive too?

Lawa goddammit PM me dear!!

xx

twas quiet without you lot!
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
...explain contraception to zaknafien.

TheShaggyDA's already posted something that'll help in this thread Very Happy
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zaknafien




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PostPosted: 16:00 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Susi wrote:
Btw, how many are you on now Zak?


Still only three, been too busy looking after jamie to make more, although I am under orders for a fourth already. Shocked

He just had his big 50/50 operation we've been avoiding for years and pulled through so that's good. Thumbs Up

How's susi world been? Smile
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Annabella
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
zaknafien wrote:

He just had his big 50/50 operation we've been avoiding for years and pulled through so that's good. Thumbs Up




\o/

Hurrah! That's really good news Smile


Susi's world was looking like this at the weekend (see attached photograph)
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byke95
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 29 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
For some reason this thread makes me smile. Must be the fact that Shaun, Luke and Zak are here but there's not one single argument or debate going on! It's like I'm watching a cilla get a family back together, all warm and fuzzy!

Not a single post from a member who's been here less than a year either...a shocker of The Sun proportions!

Susi, Shaun and M1ke: welcome back all the same! Thumbs Up
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