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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Fags Reply with quote

Heres a question for you... Why do fags have an orange bottom?

I ask this because it goes PAST the filter and isnt attached.

If you buy marlboro lights over here, orange bottom, yet overseas they are white.

Menthols are white.

And im pretty sure only a complete retard lights the wrong end sober anyway, and even if that was the case, why arent they all orange.

I think this is something older people might know...
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes i have lite the wrong end of a cig drunk and its discusting and smells rottenlol
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The filter was originally made of cork. Now it is made of acryllic wool and covered in paper that looks like cork.

You can still buy cork-tipped cigarettes.
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Re: Fags Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:


Menthols are white.

And im pretty sure only a complete retard lights the wrong end sober anyway


I am a menthol smoker and I light the wrong end all the time...so err thanks for that Embarassed
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mazz me too Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

andrea wrote:
Mazz me too Laughing


lol thank goodness someone else admitted to it or I could have looked a bit silly Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know what you mean, i smoke menthols too and both ends look the same most of the time Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Why do fags have an orange bottom?


Nearly 2 hours and nobody has done a gay joke. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never smoked a fag in my life but even I know that when you open a pack of fags the end that goes in your mouth is at the top end of the pack!!
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr.Everready wrote:
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Why do fags have an orange bottom?


Nearly 2 hours and nobody has done a gay joke. Laughing


^^^^^^^ Laughing ^^^^^^^^

marlboro STINK!!!!!!! Mad now they ARE "the student fag!"

norm or lights!

iv heard something yrs ago about marlboro butts were fibreglass & not wool Confused

& also heard them menthol fags are bad for blokes,summink to do with effecting the sperm Confused
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drew wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
smells rottenlol


so does lighing the right end Wink


Yep it does also. Wink

And malbero smell of piss.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 27 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
.....& also heard them menthol fags are bad for blokes,summink to do with effecting the sperm Confused


Dont all fags affect sperm Question
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, yea heard that aswell but more recently but there was summink PACIFIC about the menthol ones
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PostPosted: 00:52 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone should go tell my sperm about this! I can impregnant anything. Women don't need fertility treatment they just need a tub of nafien #1.

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PostPosted: 01:11 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

While at work i smoke marlboro (reds...so normal) and i decided today why the folder is at the top of the packet...its so

While your running your machine with one hand trying not to kill yourself on the chuck, you can grab your cig packet, pull a cig out with your teeth and light it Very Happy

On the other hand i smoke roll ups...do these really smell that bad to normal cig smokers/none smokers?

I can't even notice the smell of marlboro cigs or rollies Confused
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PostPosted: 01:14 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
summink PACIFIC


Pacific, eh? And what accent are you typing in?
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PostPosted: 01:50 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

jay_666 wrote:
LUXY DJ wrote:
.....& also heard them menthol fags are bad for blokes,summink to do with effecting the sperm Confused


Dont all fags affect sperm Question


Ok guys you need to be putting the fags in your MOUTH and not your japs eye.

And stop stubbing them out on your bollocks too.
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PostPosted: 02:32 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:


And stop stubbing them out on your bollocks too.


But I pay good money for women to do that. Cool
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:


On the other hand i smoke roll ups...do these really smell that bad to normal cig smokers/none smokers?

I can't even notice the smell of marlboro cigs or rollies Confused
Smoking just smells bad to non-smokers full stop. You don't realise it until you quit.
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:
well, yea heard that aswell but more recently but there was summink PACIFIC about the menthol ones


Menthol fags are Pacific? like the ocean?

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PostPosted: 11:41 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

its lighting both ends when drunk that you need to worry about Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

steveh wrote:
its lighting both ends when drunk that you need to worry about Shocked


Worst i do is light the wrong end of your last one, and then drunkenly try to engineer the burnt bit off the filter so you can still smoke.

Normally give up and rip the filter off and just looking forward to picking bacci out of my mouth.
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PostPosted: 01:56 - 30 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sobranie Cocktails have a GOLD end, and its all smooth and slippy.

Shame about the poncey pastel colours, though.

Sobranie used to make some called Black Russians which had black paper and gold slippy ends, and they looked well cool.

Prolly not as cool as blackened and oozing lungs look on a corpse ... but there you go.
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 30 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the Viz Tip on how to give up smoking. It's a roulette game where you give a fat friend your unopened packet, and they stick one of them, filter first, up their arse and put it back in the pack Smile
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