Honey I'm Home!

[The Tot]

Hello people,

I'm back in the UK after my 3 months of silence and have to say that i've missed it all. Had a cracking summer in the far east, which could only be equalled by a biking summer over here.

Some of you guys would have probably known that i went back to see my folks back in Indonesia, and seeing that i was down in the neighbourhood, i decided to crash in Thailand for a couple of weeks, seeing that my mate's dad works for the indonesian high commision.

I spent most of my time in Bangkok, and yes, you've got to do what you gotta do in thailand. Here are a few pics that you should enjoy.

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You've gotta go to those GoGo bars either in PatPong or Nana; which evidentally was close to my mates appartment... I'll keep my mouth shut and let you use your imagination.. Girls i hear you say lol . Thai massage is vastly recommended as is their cheap beer!

Evidentally, those tranny cabaret shows in bangkok are also worth a seeing too. I sat at the front, adjacent to the stage and runway courtesy of my mates mum buying the tickets. It feels wierd getting a lapdance from a post-op tranny, but if you'd rather not care, tis enough to get boner nonetheless.

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A visit to bangkok ain't really complete without the visit to the grand palace. I reckon it was worth a visit to see a palace plastered completely in guild!

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South east asia is known for its hawkers, but fook me is the food nice there! Not to mention cheap. It aint a bag of puke i'm drinking, but thai ice tea.

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Me and my mate decided to go to Pattaya beach where it kicked arse, just until after lunch, when it pissed down, and i decided to rent a jetski - 6ft waves, first time on a jet-ski ever... AND ALONE. Fucking great. Jetski rental guy told me about the jellyfish in the bay AFTER i had gotten off

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Well so that was Thailand then. Just for your information, a shag with a "clean" prossie is 800 baht + room rental at hotels; so it's only about 50 quid or so for the whole day and night, they act as tour guides in the city and do a half decent job.

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Well I guess that's Thailand for you. Definately worth a visit

Unfortunately for me, i spent 2 gruelling months in indonesia, which sucks purely cos it's too packed, the people are too retarded, they have a mob mentality, and their too fucking fundemental about their islam! Most privilages we had there are now taken for granted, so it did feel different going back. Nonetheless, my folks were pleased to see me after a year seperated.

Lots of stuff happened in the first week, such as the unfortunate passing away of my uncle. It was rather abrupt and sudden and possibly occured during the World Cup Match against england & portugal, which i got arrested on that night for being "highly aggressive" I did have a wierd feeling somebody was going to die that night as i remember saying to his kids " somebody is going to die of a heart attack tonight!" Shit

I spent most of my time in the earthquake-stricken city of Yogyakarta in central java, which is reknown for its outstanding scenery, tradition and for its wicked roads. Hairpins a plenty, but the road surfaces DO suck donkey dick, hence why i had to roll in my dad's X-trail instead of a bike. Bikers there are absolute cunts and to demostrate, here's why... mob mentality with very litte grey matter. I felt that i REALLY DID hate bikers there and couldn't give a fuck if i trapped em under my wheel - they cut you up then slow down cos their shitty 125's cant handle an uphill gradient because they have 4 people on it, thinking Allah's towlie headgear is a suitable substiute for Arai. Nearly had a my windshield bricked because some cunt ran into the back of me and dropped his bike, doing more damage to the car than his shit bag - he weren't wearing a lid and neither was his g/f so FUCK THEM! I could rant about traffic and stuff, but rather not - you'd burst a blood vessel and possibly collapse your ass sphyncter from clenching it too much due to the tension and anxiety.

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Anyway, i arrived more or less in time for the completion of my future house - It feels fucking wicked that one day i'll be lord of the mannor. The house fortunately was spared from the quake, but during my stay there, i did experience multiple tremors around about 4-5 on the richter scale. You'd shit yourself if you haven't experienced the ground shaking for about 10 seconds before and sounding like a 747 taking off!

House is about 1500 m2, has a 8 car parking space, and has a traditional teak outhouse/barbeque area which is almost complete. Not to mention, i get a kick arse view from out my bedroom window.

Here's some pics

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Well, that's more or less my house in Yogyakarta for you guys. I get a nice view of Mt Merapi every morning, but a constant reminder that i have one of the world's most active volcanoes living on my doorstep - you don't get that everyday in the UK do you now hehe.

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Me at the borobudur temple

I can say it was a definately deserved 3 month break, giving me the chance to unwind and not worry about the stress of uni.

Unfortunately, once i got back, karma hit back and i soon discovered my bike needed a new battery, and seeing they sent the wrong type, i had to buy 2! . Following this, once i got back to Loughborough, i soon found that there was a nail hoooked into my rear tyre which managed to curl inside the tyre causing 2 punctures! Not only that, the tyre was only 400 miles old due to the bike not being used over summer. WANK!

But, now i'm back, somebody fill me in as to whose still about, whose gone, whose the BCF jester, and whether or not you still have those pedantic saddoes lurking about the net?

Take it easy guys

Titot
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[TOM M]

Welcome back mate

Excellent write up and some good pics
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[Robby]

Lucky bitch.

[tokarev]

Wow, looks like a really cool trip! Lots of fun and cool pics too.

Hopefully you didn't bang any ladyboys by mistake whilst in Bangkok.

[Rookie]

Good to have you back Titot, looks like a quality trip. Nice house! How much has it cost? Naff all compared to UK prices I suppose?

[Dragonfly]

Wow that looks amazing! would love to go there after some them pics. glad you enjoyed it and nice write up
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[pwntifex]

Welcome back.
You are very lucky indeed.

(Regarding the house, not the ladyboys )
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