Consequences of FUZZY DUCK

distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

Just been playing the drinking game 'STRIP FUZZY DUCK' with the other half. Well we decided to go for a smoke outside part way through...

Well i was kind of losing and decided it was a good idea to go outside in just my boxers and a pair of trainers....

As soon as the door shut we realised we had left the house keys and mobiles 'INSIDE' the house and there were no open doors or windows Embarassed

After about 20 mins of trying to work out how to get in, waking up the neighbours to use there phone (number had been changed that we were trying to ring), i finally managed to break in the house....

Standing in CLEAR view of the road with just my underwear on Embarassed

So how was your Wednesday night ??? mine was eventful to say the least Thumbs Up

P.S. - the police H.Q. is just round the corner and they often drive round the estate to kill some time Laughing

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Karma :

LOL!

Ive been there and done that, My front door is on dead locks.

The other day I was chucking the rubbish out at about 10pm, so I opened the door, ran to the front of the garden to stick the bin bag out on the street for the dustbin men the next morning.

Turn around and the door had shut.

LOL!

I had to climb onto my porch, and in my kitchen window.

In my boxers!

LMAO!

No wonder the fit lil girl over the road dosent speak to me anymore! bahaha...

pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

In the mornings, I'm always out in my boxers and a t-shirt to put the bins out etc.

Don't think it's particularly embarassing.
Unlucky though. Must've been cold Confused

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mazz · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 May 2006 Karma :

brilliant

I don't have locking doors so never had that problem, however did steal someones bike in my undies one very drunk night and rode it up and down the street...still have videos of us listening to Christmas carols that night (the party was June Shocked

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

I'm appalled JP - you weren't even naked.

You've really got to learn to drink and keep your clothes on Laughing

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Kaben · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Karma :

Last time i got locked out of the house i had to break a window to get back in.
Decided it would be cheaper to break the single glazed pane on the top of the front door than any of the double glazing.

What i didnt realise was - it was one pain of glass inside the two halves of wood of the front door and impossible to replace.
We had to buy a new front door which cost 3 times as much as a double glazed window Brick Wall

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RealNinja · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Mar 2004 Karma :

Andrea, for christ's sake don't let him ride your bike, he does things like this.....

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Well at least he won't lean it. Razz