barbie

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One day a father leaves work and on his way home suddenly remembers its his daughters birthday. He drives to a toy store and asks how much the Barbie doll in the window costs.

The salesgirl answers, "which one? we have Work Out Barbie at £19.95, Shopping Barbie at £19.95, Beach Barbie at £19.95, Disco Barbie at £19.95 and Divorced Barbie at £265.95."

The amazed father asks why the Divorced Barbie costs £265.95 when all the others are £19.95.

The salesgirl tells him, "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer and one of Ken's friends."
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