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[squid36]

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"

A voice from near the front pierced the silence

"Well, stop f***ing doing it then."
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[Rookie]

That's from someone's standup, probably Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr.

[pwntifex]

Can't stand Bono, or any of the rest of those hypocritical bastards.
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