she said the funniest thing

phatstorage · Trackday Trickster Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Karma :

last night, the wife was sitting next to me and out of nowhere she asks, "hun are there any white albinos?"
It's actually a hard one to respond to when it's out of the blue Laughing

to be fair she is from jamaica and she only knows of black albinos. but before the explanation it was the dumbest question i've heard in a while. Thumbs Up

anyone else been asked stupid questions, WHAT BE THEY?

stupid is funny that's for sure.

PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Karma :

I was asked this by one of the girls in my office:
'Does Easter fall on a weekend next year?'

I think that kept us laughing for the whole day Very Happy

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xlfive · Scooby Slapper Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

My mate came round telling us he was selling his caravan complete with awning

My mrs replied well our cars got a awning Rolling Eyes

Mal · Brolly Dolly Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Karma :

A friend of my brothers was credited with "How much does it cost to put an ad in the Free-Ads?"

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

I think you can get white albino people. They have strangely coloured eyes and white hair.

I think a mate of mine got mugged by one a little while ago...
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phatstorage · Trackday Trickster Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Karma :

Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

When I lived with my ex, I was in the smallest room in the house (the downstairs loo) and he asked me what I was doing...?

Needless to say sarcasm spilled out. And he got the hump with me.
Well, ask a stoopid question....!!!! Rolling Eyes

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phatstorage · Trackday Trickster Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Karma :

another one from her this morning no less,

we are changing the way our bedroom looks and i was removing a bouquet of dried flowers that were about 12 years old, not knowing that this was the way they had been sold and that they have always looked like that since they have been on the wall.
she says
"i bet they looked beautiful when they were new"

"yes dear" Rolling Eyes

they can only get better! Thumbs Up

Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

Phat...perhaps you should cash in, write a book about all the classics your missus comes out with...if you're quick you could get it out by Xmas! Laughing

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akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

My GF is quite clever but there are vast holes in her basic general knowledge, especially it seems when it comes to nature/animals.
We were once watching a nature doc and she asked where sabre tooth tigers lived.
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Dan 4RR · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Karma :

Someone once asked me why Japan isn't in the European Champion's league.

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Top of the stupid sh1t I've heard list is... "Have you still got your tattoo's?"

Confused

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Question from Craig about fireworks stuck in the ground upside down... "do they still go up?" Laughing

Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :