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Posted: 22:33 - 03 Feb 2013 Post subject: Re: Disabled Parking Bay Ticket |
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keggyhander wrote: | On Wednesday evening I suddenly got a urge to nip to Meadowhell and trade in the piece of shit that is Black Ops 2 and get Sniper Elite and something else instead (Fallout 3 for those who wondered). It was already past seven o'clock and it shuts at eight. Tear-arsed it into Sheffield and thought "Fuck it, I don't even know where GAME is, in Meadowhall, so I'm going to drive right up to the front doors and dump it in a disabled space."
This I did, then found the boarded up remains of GAME and was directed by a punter to where it was now (other end of the place). Swapped my games and was in and out in twenty minutes. When I got back this piece of hamster bedding was in it's official-looking plastic pouch:
https://i.imgur.com/s7LzGIX.jpg?2
I read it, feeling that instinctive sphincter clench, then I suddenly remembered the awesome trolls of BCF and I broke into a dirty great laugh, thought "Guess again, suckers!" and chucked it in the footwell.
Called at mam and dads for a mug of tea on the way home and showed them the ticket. Old mother went into fear-of-authority panic mode. Fatha wasn't much different. Both wouldn't believe the unenforcibility of private parking tickets until I showed them the Pepipoo forums.
At work the next day I got the same jive off the thickos, until the gaffer went on-line and eventually said, "It looks like he's right".
The oddest thing is that all day thursday I was singing "Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой" by Eduard Khil, literally all bloody day, at full volume. I couldn't stop trolololling. And when they shouted to stop, I trolololled them harder.
I'll update this thread with the thug letters, as and when. |
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/17713394/bcf/Fuck%2Bthe%2Bpolice%2Bdisobey.jpg
On the upside, it takes less time to key[1] some selfish fucker's POS car than it did to compose that foam-flecked "Hey-everyone-look-at-me-I'm-just-like Hezter-aren't-I?" little rantette.
[1] When I say, key, I understand the can opener on a SAK can get down to the bare metal without much effort at all. ____________________ "That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
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I thought that WAS me for a minute.
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binge wrote: | They said the CCTV operator reported me when he saw me walk from my car, across the road.
I mean, what was he fucking expecting me to open the door and fall out onto the floor, then begin to drag myself on my stomach across the road?
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I think thats generally the attitude nowadays, if you can walk without falling over every step you're not disabled, one of my Grandads is disabled and rarely uses the badge, he gets his "free car" with tax and insurance (by the way keggy, they get 2 full sets of tyres a year aswell), and he pays extra cash towards his "free car" so he can have a Honda instead of the shit they ussually dish out, shame he didn't know they gave Range rovers out eh. On a recent trip to the hospital he parked in a disabled bay and then had the cheek to get out and walk to the building, when he came back out there was a woman sat in a parking space opposite him with the engine running, grandad has a fag in the car while the screens demisting and the car in the disabled space beside him leaves, the car sat opposite drives across some 20 yards and parks beside him, some horrendous swetty fat cow gets out and starts giving him loads about parking in a disabled space when there was obviously nothing wrong with him, he proceeds to remove his leg and says "disabled enough for you you fat cunt", I sat laughing my arse off with my head down while he gave her the rundown on why she was a fat cunt |
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I would say, it takes a special kind of bastard to begrudge a person less fortunate than themsleves (through no fault of their own) a helping hand in life.
I suppose its easy to do if you're in the fortunate position of not needing said help... At this moment in time.
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He's not wrong in principle.
I have an Aunty, her husband is registered on this DLA stuff, lives 40miles away and is a total cunt, had an operation on his leg when he was a yoof and played it out a bit then got awarded the free car etc etc, has 2 holidays abroad per year and generally get's his share of the freebies associated.
The people that monitor this abuse have been informed by neighbours and he's never been pulled for it. Pretty much lived the last 20years without working (except making profit from his hobbies) and creaming off that system. Hoping this 'reforms' plan will see karma fittingly fuck him over. ____________________ Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 11 years, 125 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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