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Glasgow bin wagon crushes world record on the amount of waste picked up at one stop. ____________________ Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky |
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Two Atoms in a bar.
1st Atom: "I've just lost an electron!"
2nd Atom: "Are you sure?"
1at Atom: "Yes, I'm positive." ____________________ Honda Varadero XL125(V8)
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I was thinking about getting a cheap
circumcision from an ad on GumTree,
but I'm worried it might just be a rip off. ____________________ Honda Varadero XL125(V8)
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Due to her constant mood-swings,
PMS and bad temper, I bought the
missus one of those 'Mood Rings.
It changes colour depending on what
mood she is in.
So far, it works quite well.
When she is in a good mood, it turns
green.
When she is in a bad mood, it leaves
a fuckin big red mark in the middle
of my forehead. ____________________ Honda Varadero XL125(V8)
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Two blokes were chatting at work one morning:
Tom: "I had the best night of my life last night - it was truly amazing!"
Bill: "What are you on about? You were with me until closing-time last night - and I don't remember anything special happening."
Tom: "No, it was on the way home after I left you by the bus stop. As I was walking home across the railway bridge, I looked down and saw a young girl, naked and tied to the railway tracks - just like you see in the movies!"
Bill: "Wow!, that's amazing - what did you do?"
Tom: "Well, I knew there was an express train due any minute, so I jumped over the railings and scrambled down the embankment as fast as I could. I managed to untie her and pull her to safety with seconds to spare, before the 11:30 express came hurtling past."
Bill: "Wow! that was lucky - what happened next?"
Tom: "Well, the poor thing was freezing cold, so I wrapped my coat around her naked body, and took her back to my place. After a while in front of the fire, she was warm again."
Bill: "So what did you do then?"
Tom: "This is the best bit - we had sex like I've never had sex before! Every possible position you could ever imagine, and a few you probably couldn't. All the things my ex-wife would never let me do to her, all night long."
Bill: "Did you get a blow-job?"
Tom: "Sadly no."
Bill: "Why was that?"
Tom: "Unfortunately, I never found the head." ____________________ Honda Varadero XL125(V8)
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Just because Oldham Athleitic has said "no", doesn't mean Ched Evans will take that for an answer,,,,,,,, ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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My GF came back from a clothes shopping trip and showed me her new slinky black number
How do I tell her it only looks good when she's coming down the stairs.................. ____________________ Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 9 years, 146 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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