The BCF Top Ten...

[Steve H]

35. Mr Everready

Was gonna call himself Mr. Duracell but that moniker would cause him to commit numerous offences under the Trade Descriptions Act as he has the wilting staying power of a Macdonalds Happy Meal wind up toy. It is widely known by the BCF female population that he comes quicker than the Crufts Supreme Dog Agility Champion and has had more premature deliveries than the Maternity Suite at Kent Royal Hospital. Due to this sorry affliction Mr E finds it hard to maintain a stable relationship and has earned the unwanted (but warranted) nickname 'Alarm Bell' as he could ‘go off’ at any second.
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[Annabella]

This has kept me entertained for days

Keep it up Mister Steve!
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[Suzuki]

Does the Steve H TEN do autobiographical entries?

This thread is the best thing on BCF in a long time!
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[Mr.Everready]

Have you reached the botton yet, you can't be far off now.

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[JonB]

101 Steve H
Now known as the "Karma Whore" to many, he, through his entreprenurial method thinking has found out the latest way to gain masses amounts of Karma in one thread. Like Adolf Hitler "one glod blob of territory on the map is just not enough." Likened to the late Jane Austen, his writing skills have no boundaries and so in the next 50 years is likely to gain an honoury CBE (Crap But Excellent) award from the Queen Shabaz of the Big Brotherhood.
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[Shaun]

I really can't believe this is still going!

It's all pure genius and will go down in BCF as one of the legendary threads, along with gammaman's herpes, Andys revelation that he takes it in the arse and of course, the BCF rhyming crew.

[daz|n00by]

May i suggest a vote that Steve H gets a custom title
And my suggestion is that he should be caled "The Ten" as he refers to himself as the ten many times in this thread.


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[Shaun]

Surely it should be something a bit more, well, amusing.

Put some effort in man!

[daz|n00by]

[JonB]

"Literacy Extraordinaire."
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[tatters]

We want more steve

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[Sephiroth]

Well funny though.

[andrea]

One of the funniest threads i've read in ages!!!

[dodsi]

[colin1]

i saw this one on palmer

[Shaun]

[Adam_P]

[Steve H]

36. Joe

Drug addicts are always first to point the finger at others in order to disassociate themselves with any kind of relationship to their addiction. In at number 36 (I’m beginning to think I’ve taken this as far as it can go!) is WD40 addict Joe who outed himself recently in this very thread. Joe will go to any lengths to satisfy his craving for the smelly lubricant and once ram raided his local Burger King in an attempt to steal a full to the brim straw dispenser after he lost the red ‘un up his left nostril during vigorous nasal inhalation. When asked by the TEN to clarify what lead to his shameful addiction Joe said ‘I just can’t get enough of it. WD40 cleans, protects, penetrates and lubricates like no other product on earth’ Yeah Joe, so does fockin’ tap water but I don't see you with a stopcock up your hooter.

37. tatters

Self proclaimed ‘squadron leader’ tatters is anything but the aviation leader that he declares himself to be. (TEN fans will know what’s coming) In yet another TEN exclusive it can be revealed that tatters suffers from the affliction known as Pickfords Disease the cause of which has baffled doctors for years. This severe illness is a brutal form of motion sickness that causes the patient to puke at the merest hint of any movement. Even whilst walking tatters wears a patented bag that slips over his ears known in medicinal circles as 'The Puke Pouch'. This horse bag style mask collects bile and bits of carrot discharged by the patient and formulates them into a curative compound that is prescribed to sufferers of the very illness. Consequently tatters can simply empty the bag when it’s time for his medicine and consume the contents. With this remedy tatters is slowly making a recovery however there are side effects and at present his breath smells like he’s been eating dog poo flavoured Chupa Chups.
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[impaler]

[Steve H]

38. impaler

High Flying Evil Scientist impaler hasn’t reached the lofty position in his chosen profession by purely being a reliable and dependable grafter. It takes a special kind of bloke to reach his career goals at such a tender age, climbing to the top of the vocational ladder whilst faltering colleagues are left in your wake. The reason he’s got where he is so rapidly? Well, the TEN can as usual reveal the secret. impaler is the biggest butt kisser in his scientific field. His tongue (as his name suggests) has penetrated more backsides than George Michael’s ‘thing’ and recipients of his tactic have mentioned that at some points it has been so far up their arse that it has set of their involuntary gag reflex.
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[Andy C]

[Mr.Everready]

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